Satan Worship Sayings

#1. Today ... when Satan worship is increasing at an alarming rate, we had better be aware of him, his origin, his aims, his abilities, and his limitations.

Billy Graham

#2. It's kind of hard to win most elections on anti-family, immorality, and Satan-worship.

Ed Helms

#3. NO WE ARE NOT DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!!! I've never been and never will be a satan worshipper or someone who worships a devil.

Marilyn Manson

#4. Away from me, Satan! For it is written: 'Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.

Anonymous

#5. I just want to hold you. I want to be near you." She whispered, "I feel like I'm spiraling out of control and you are the one that keeps me together. I don't know why, or how, but that's just what it is. - Melody Roland

Nikki Lynn Barrett

#6. God's anger is the toil and suffering of man. Man's anger is the love and worship of his enemy.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#7. I am not likely to obtain the result flowing from the worship of God by laying myself prostrate before Satan.

Mahatma Gandhi

#8. I respect your right to worship Satan, or to worship a tea kettle, or to be a NIMBY, or to be an asshole. There's no law against being an asshole.

Chicken John

#9. It takes a long time to become a lawyer because you need three things - a bachelor's degree, a law degree, and a desire to worship Satan.

Craig Ferguson

#10. Brother, you can believe in stones, as long as you don't throw them at me. You are free to worship whoever you want, but other people's beliefs are not your concern, whether they believe that the Messiah is God, son of Mary, or that Satan is God, son of Mary. Let people have their beliefs.

Wafa Sultan

#11. To obtain and possess the kingdoms of the world, with their power and glory, by violent injustice is to worship Satan. To obtain and possess the kingdom, the power, and the glory by nonviolent justice is to worship God.

John Dominic Crossan

#12. We don't want women to really know men, because then they'll find out how much we need them.

Luke Wilson

#13. There aren't many benefactors who don't say, like Satan: All these things will I give you if you bow down and worship me.

Nicolas Chamfort

#14. Satan is willing to have us worship anything, however sacred - the Bible, the crucifix, the church - if only we do not worship God Himself.

Dwight L. Moody

#15. I will get stoned and worship Satan.

Kurt Cobain

#16. We lose too soon, and only find delight
In withered husks of some dead memory.

Oscar Wilde

#17. We worship Satan and only eat GMO foods. All hail Monsanto!

Jon Konrath

#18. Since men's nature is prone to hypocrisy, it is easy for Satan to persuade them that the true worship of God consists in ceremonies and outward discipline; men

John Calvin

#19. Once she even referred to them as Grimward and Grinning, but something about the way she said it made me suspect it was a joke.

Patrick Rothfuss

#20. I'd rather be weird and know it than be a stupid ass.

Daniel H. Wilson

#21. I make character judgements based on whether people like animals. Worship Satan, I'll still give you a chance. Hate dogs, we ain't friends.

Cameron Monaghan

#22. [Satan] will create a religion without a Redeemer. He will build a church without a Christ. He will call for worship without the Word of God.

Billy Graham

#23. You are curious and quick, you have a deft mind, and for some unaccountable reason, people tell you things
useful things.

Deanna Raybourn