Sardos Menu Quotes

#1. I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them.

Daniel Tosh

#2. They say the world has always struggled with injustice and always will. But change is more possible than ever before.

Bryant McGill

#3. A toothache will cost a battle, a drizzle cancel an insurrection.

Vladimir Nabokov

#4. I never had an adult student who did less than try his or her ass off.

Stephen King

#5. It's not about exact measurements or ingredients', shrugged Lomax, when Joseph complained. 'Good food is about feeling. Cooking is an art, not a science. You got to have soul to feed people right.' He smiled. 'That's what this is. Soul food.

Alex George

#6. I wasn't part of any sixties movement. I'm skeptical of movements. I'm part of the times that I'm in.

Ishmael Reed

#7. You don't want a character who sits on an even playing field the whole time.

James Norton

#8. I'm sensitive, you know, about some things, and as some of my partners could attest to, incredibly insensitive.

Jackson Browne

#9. Do you know the greatest gift a parent can give to a child?" she asked, looking around the room. No one answered. "Independence. To allow them go out into the world and make their own decisions, travel their own paths.

Michael Scott