Sarcastic Stupid Quotes

#1. I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems like I'm being rude or stupid.

Sky Ferreira

#2. He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea.

John Steinbeck

#3. To embody a character, you have to lose all judgment about them.

Clemence Poesy

#4. You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#5. You proudly said. We are Humans! In reality, we are a bunch of sarcastic, selfish and stupid well-intentioned creatures without any remorse for anything. So, think again about your pride and become, at least, more humble.

J.B.Alves

#6. I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!

MaryJanice Davidson

#7. Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?
Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.

Dan Abnett

#8. If you're prepared to invest in a company, then you ought to be able to explain why in simple language that a fifth grader could understand, and quickly enough so the fifth grader won't get bored.

Peter Lynch

#9. Live as though Christ died yesterday, rose from the grave today, and is coming back tomorrow.

Theodore Epp

#10. I'm Jade, the sarcastic, independent, smart ass who has no interest in marriage or weddings or rings or any of that stuff. And yet my stupid heart skips a stupid beat when that stupid boy tosses out the idea that someday he might marry me.

Allie Everhart

#11. Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Russell Lynes

#12. If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question

Colleen Hoover

#13. Friendship is a full-time job.

Bill Russell

#14. I've always been an athletic guy, but the extent to which I go for 'True Blood' or for 'Magic Mike' is because of the role that I'm playing.

Joe Manganiello

#15. He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright.

Samuel Butler

#16. You have understood what all great painters understand: in order to forget the rules, you must know them and respect them.

Paulo Coelho

#17. I paused for a moment, debating whether to turn and look what was happening. My senses told me Obo's presence was still at my side, and turning my face into the barrel of a gun seemed like an ill-advised way to cap off this day of monumentally stupid decisions.

M.A. George

#18. It pains me to admit this, but Roger was a good sight less stupid than most children.

Heidi Schulz

#19. Here comes Peter Cottontail right down the bunny trail ...

Beatrix Potter