Sarcasm Silliness Quotes

#1. People who love each other can no more keep from communicating than from breathing. - Elana

Sylvia Engdahl

#2. My mam told me not to tell many people about not being christened, as she said I would be a prime target for witches. To this day I don't know what she meant by that.

Karl Pilkington

#3. Never trust quotes you find on the internet.

Thomas Jefferson

#4. I never in my wildest dreams thought I would get even one play at Indiana, let alone 25 years later, walk Bruin Walk, walk UCLA where Coach Wooden built his legacy.

Steve Alford

#5. You musn't neglect your education in favor of your studies.

Nick O'Donohoe

#6. Losers fix the blame; winners fix what caused the problem.

Denis Waitley

#7. Hello, Mrs. Tran ... I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.

Nenia Campbell

#8. Search me," I said. "I'm a city boy myself. They must be crocuses.

Saul Bellow

#9. He kisses like ... like it could be his job." Margot giggles and lifts the spoons off her eyes. "Like a male prostitute?

Jenny Han

#10. I think that we have to be constantly asking ourselves, 'How do we calculate the risk?' And sometimes we don't calculate it correctly; we either overstate it or understate it.

Hillary Clinton

#11. Enormous slaughter may have been acceptable in previous centuries. It simply isn't acceptable anymore.

Edward Luck

#12. Worry and regret are both useless weights that provide no drag. They never did anything to slow down the planet for one goddamned second.

Andrew Smith

#13. The others were conspicuously silent, or talked among themselves, elaborately play-acting that they were unaware of the fact that Quentin was conversing with a drunk magic bear.

Lev Grossman

#14. He wanted pain, I saw that in him, and what a man wants he will often manage to find.

Alice Hoffman

#15. We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire. Neither the sudden shock of battle, nor the long-drawn trials of vigilance and exertion will wear us down. Give us the tools and we will finish the job.

Winston Churchill

#16. An intuitive insight or concept can often turn out to be an unexpected success.

Laurie Nadel

#17. Whether children have first amendment rights is a vexed legal question, but what is not in question is that they someday will. Constraining them from expressing their views is no preparation for exercising those rights.

Crispin Sartwell