Sanford Son Quotes

#1. What emerged from the doorway can only be described as how I envision a love-child between Grady from Sanford & Son and a small goat. There before us was The Voodoo Queen.

Scott Burkett

#2. Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.

Redd Foxx

#3. The increase of this efficiency is essentially the problem of the manager, and the amount to which it can be increased by proper study is, in most cases, so great as to be almost incredible.

Henry Gantt

#4. Getting angry with her cousin, she reminded herself, was like getting angry with a sheep for being stupid. It ruined your day and the sheep was too dim to care.

Ruth Downie

#5. When I grew up, my family, we sat down, all of us to watch 'Good Times,' 'Sanford and Son,' all those shows that were out at that time.

Magic Johnson

#6. And It's not entirely true that I've never been in love. I had a pet gerbil in first grade....

Rachel Cohn

#7. Everything has complexity. Everything has simplicity. You just grab it.

Yoko Ono

#8. It's a book, jackass.

Lane Smith

#9. When you watched Sanford and Son you didn't want to have sex with everybody you saw just Grady.

Tina Fey

#10. Don't ever allow yourself to feel trapped by your choices. Take a look at yourself. You are a unique person created for a specific purpose. Your gifts matter. Your story matters. Your dreams matter. You matter.

Michael Oher

#11. I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know.

Redd Foxx

#12. If you write memoir, it can't be about blame or hurt; it has to be creative.

Dani Shapiro

#13. Volunteering is so pervasive it's invisible. We take for granted all the things that have been pioneered by concerned, active volunteers.

Susan J. Ellis

#14. The only way to earn what you're really worth is to get paid based on your results.

T. Harv Eker

#15. The area around the MAV looks like the set of Sanford and Son. I learned about Sanford and Son from Lewis's collection. Seriously, that woman needs to see someone about her seventies problem.

Andy Weir