Salmonella Poisoning Quotes

#1. I'm going to give you a sentence, a full sentence with a noun and a verb and a possible agitate. I don't like all these judges running around with their half baked sentences, thats how you get salmonella poisoning.

Michael Buckley

#2. What would happen if our clothes were Internet-enabled? Can you imagine if you lost a sock? You could send out a search, and sock No. 3117 would respond that it's under the couch in the living room.

Vint Cerf

#3. Unlike furious thin-lipped feminists, I tend not to draw distinctions between men and women, apart from in bed where you really do need to spot the difference.

Jeremy Clarkson

#4. I am ill every time it blows hard, and nothing but my enthusiastic love for the profession keeps me one hour at sea.

Horatio Nelson

#5. When you live a life devoid of ritual and convention, with honesty and self-effacement, then you are on the road to freedom.

Frederick Lenz

#6. She said she promised her mother that she would never drink a drop of wine. That was the drop she never drank.

Joe Haldeman

#7. With the cruel natural order that had made me simultaneously undesirable to men and unable to feel complete without one.

Hillary Jordan

#8. Live in the present. Take care of the relationships in front of you now. Most friendships have a natural life, and when they've lived that out, you'll know.

Sara Zarr

#9. After this happens again and again, we reach a point were there is nothing but satori, which is what nirvikalpa samadhi is like.

Frederick Lenz

#10. Seasonal friends- they're "there for you" and only come around during seasons of life when things are going great and almost perfect. Then, when things aren't so great, you see their true colors.

Krystal Volney