Saladini Scarperia Quotes

#1. I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.

Anthony Jeselnik

#2. The good must merit God's peculiar care; But who but God can tell us who they are?

Alexander Pope

#3. You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage.

Jimmy Kimmel

#4. Nowadays, people always say, how come he's doing such young shows? But they never mention The Mod Squad. I was very proud of that show. It's the first time an African-American guy kissed a white girl.

Aaron Spelling

#5. Yo, you don't think you're going under?
I got a bullet with your name, your address, and your phone number.

Kool G Rap

#6. The air is full of things we aren't saying, and I wonder if he feels it too.

Jennifer Niven

#7. (He remembered resting against her afterward, listening to the beat of her heart, taking her breath into his lungs, and thinking that he was the luckiest man in the world, that you couldn't connect with a human being any more perfectly than that. And sure enough, he'd been right.)

Beatriz Williams

#8. If your neighbors did an analysis of your life, what would they learn about the kingdom?

Michael Frost

#9. The largest number of jobs likely to be created by the JOBS Act will be for lawyers needed to clean up the mess that it will create.

Steven Rattner

#10. Do you call the jewel blind, because your eye is?

Franz Grillparzer

#11. She hadn't seen gold since she'd last
been to her father's home, when she would sneak off to meet him.
Smiling at the brief memory of, as her mother called him, the one
who gave me the seed which allowed for your presence.

G.A. Aiken

#12. I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!

Curly Howard

#13. Everything is in place - after 500 years - to build a true 'new world' in the Western Hemisphere ... And what happens if we don't pass NAFTA? I truly don't think that 'criminal' would be too strong a word for rejecting NAFTA.

David Rockefeller

#14. This religion takes away the courage of thinking of unusual things and prohibits self-examination above all as the most egregiousof sins ... It is one step away from protestantism.

Stendhal