Curly Howard Quotes & Sayings

#1. Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

#2. A hot stake is better than a cold chop.

#3. I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf.

#4. I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy!

#5. I tried to think but nothing happened!

#6. I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.

#7. I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.

#8. Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.

#9. Don't you dare hit me in the head ... you know I'm not normal.

#10. I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!

#11. A simple job for simple people.

#12. If at first you don't succeed, keep on succin' till you do succeed.

#13. I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!

Curly Howard Quotes