Top 5 Sakali 1999 Quotes
#1. When I was 16 ... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because ... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
Steven Wright
#2. Dingoes, jackals, skunks, vipers and weasel are now illegal in New York City. Well great, who's going to run CBS?
David Letterman
#3. I would've loved to return to me home of Ireland, but Joshua never made the bloody pikes he was flogged for.
Sharon Robards
#4. "I know quite enough of myself," said Bella, with a charming air of being inclined to give herself up as a bad job, "and I don't improve upon acquaintance ... "
Charles Dickens
#5. The London games mark the 24th anniversary of my winning two golds and setting the world record in the heptathlon. Someone is going to want it; records are made to be broken - it's only a matter of time. I hope mine will outlive me.
Jackie Joyner-Kersee
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