Sabbaticals And Jubilees Quotes

#1. Am I going with time slowly or is time going with me?

Debasish Mridha

#2. You don't have to love someone to have sex with them.'
'I know that,' I say, trying to act like I'm not embarrassed for thinking love and sex are the same thing. I know they're not but I want them to be close enough to at least brush each other as they pass.

Cath Crowley

#3. Do not think that it is possible to repeat another period.

Pierre-Auguste Renoir

#4. There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.

Tom Leykis

#5. Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.

Dave Barry

#6. Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful.

Mignon McLaughlin

#7. SEINE, n. A kind of net for effecting an involuntary change of environment. For fish it is made strong and coarse, but women are more easily taken with a singularly delicate fabric weighted with small, cut stones.

Ambrose Bierce

#8. Every level that I have ever competed on, I have risen to the top.

Sheryl Swoopes

#9. It may look impossible, but God can do the impossible. Just because you don't see anything happening doesn't mean God is not working

Joel Osteen