Ryskind Quotes

#1. Jimmy Hoffa said, "I know how Jesus must have felt. The fucking pharaohs rose to power on his coattails like the fucking Kennedy brothers are rising on mine."
Heshie Ryskind said, "Get your history straight. It was Julius Caesar that did Jesus in.

James Ellroy

#2. The elks live up in the hills and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come down to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find that it's only a water hole. What they're looking for is elk-ohole.

Morrie Ryskind

#3. An angel kissed my strings, while I slept last night. And her rhythm broke my hunger. And I died a little less.

Sara Quin

#4. Perhaps some have created their own difficulties but don't the rest of us do exactly the same things? Are we not all beggars?

Jeffrey R. Holland

#5. Let me go!" she growls. "No." "Let me fucking go, Colton." Her voice is tiny, scared, vulnerable, and vehement. "You let go." "Why?" A hitch in her voice. "Because holding on to it is killing you.

Jasinda Wilder

#6. Lester was the obvious choice for pastor, I guess, since he'd sired half the congregation.

Sam Torode

#7. The letter I received said you had need of my particular talents, but I must confess that I have so many talents that I am not sure which one you require.

Cassandra Clare

#8. Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money.

Morrie Ryskind

#9. His wang is rubbed shiny," Josh elaborates. "For luck."
"Why are we talking about parts again?" Mer asks. "Can't we ever talk about anything else?"
"Really?" I ask. "Shiny wang?"
"Very," St. Clair says.
"Now that's something I've gotta see.

Stephanie Perkins

#10. You don't make Him Lord. He's Lord already. You just recognize it.

Adrian Rogers

#11. Living erotically is opening oneself up to nature
externally and within.

Kristie LeVangie

#12. I entirely agree with you about the obscurity of Mrs Browning's line about the stars. It is far-fetched. She wanted to express something which she found beyond expression.

Marie Corelli

#13. Say, the next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will you?

Morrie Ryskind

#14. Ever since I've met you, I've swept you off my feet.

Morrie Ryskind

#15. Whether my days are cooled with calm or filled with fever's ardent taint, I have the same blue sky as God, I have the same God as the saint.

Ridgely Torrence

#16. Salvation is to accept one's place in the story of faith whose theme is shalom.

Daniel Taylor

#17. Your decision to open the Bible every day to look into the mirror and see truth from God makes you a light in a world filled with much darkness. - Catherine Martin

Diane Stortz

#18. I've always liked the idea of being a father. And I've always romanticised it, because I lost my father when I was young. In a way, all of the complications that come with my career are about that.

Chiwetel Ejiofor

#19. I think focusing limits you. As long as nothing that I'm doing suffers from my ADD in wanting to do everything, then I want to just keep doing everything. It keeps it fresh and fun.

Drew Seeley

#20. So treasure your moments of happiness, the glimpses you see of truth, the nights you've been loved. That's all you've got.

Fay Weldon

#21. On this site we're going to build an Eye and Ear Hospital. This is going to be a sight for sore eyes.

Morrie Ryskind