Roy Chubby Brown Funny Quotes

#1. Wherever a mom goes, a prayer has been already there.

Robert Breault

#2. Money was their God; work their religion ...

Gene Stratton-Porter

#3. When the thunder roars, do you not hear your Self? When the lightening cracks, do you not see your Self? When clouds float quietly across the sky, is this not your very own limitless Being, waving back at you?

Ken Wilber

#4. Rules
Rules,
like hearts,
were meant to be broken

Beryl Dov

#5. Perseverance, not jealousy, will get you where you want to be.

Stevie Turner

#6. If you have the ability to love, love yourself first.

Charles Bukowski

#7. What was good was that I had friends who were actors and in theatre who were really good, because I think my strengths were visual, like pictorial.

Rob Urbinati

#8. Take words and make them useful,' she told me. 'drain them of all the crappy meanings they used to mean and make them mean something useful instead.

Scott Bradfield

#9. Germany would be the biggest loser in a euro breakup.

Peter Bofinger

#10. We don't know the effects we have on each other, but we have them.

Sheila Heti

#11. Side effects from doggie joy may include face lube and leg-humping" ~ Oberon

Kevin Hearne

#12. My mom is my heart. But my [step]dad was my role model, the hardest working man I ever knew.

Brian Urlacher