Ring Holder Quotes

#1. There was this one lady in Colorado who made us something ceramic, where it could have been either a ring holder or a bowl cleaner. She was just like, "Here you go." And we were both like, "Oh my god! Thank yoooou!"

Ilana Glazer

#2. I am not a brave man ... I do not have the right stuff. Astronauts are really a cut above.

Andy Weir

#3. By comparison, George W. Bush was light and breezy and apparently forgot during one debate that Social Security was a federal program. In fact, his depth, and his unfamiliarity with the complexities of the issues, to say nothing of the simple declarative sentence, worked remarkably to his advantage.

Charles P. Pierce

#4. Magician, musician. Same thing. A little hocus pocus and a whole lot of faith, right?

Tiffanie DeBartolo

#5. In all ages of the world, priests have been enemies of liberty.

David Hume

#6. Make this moment magnificent!

Lailah Gifty Akita

#7. People are timid. They don't take chances. Naturally, they're bound. They are afraid of the light. They are afraid of their own power. In the land of willpower, anything is possible.

Frederick Lenz

#8. It never frightened a Puritan when you bade him stand still and listen to the speech of God. His closet and his church were full of the reverberations of the awful, gracious, beautiful voice for which he listened.

Phillips Brooks

#9. You are allowed to make mistakes, Nell. And even though it might seem right now like one mistake is enough to derail your entire future, it's not.

Cora Carmack

#10. Your prayer for someone may or may not change them, but it always changes YOU.

Craig Groeschel

#11. As usual I was working the graveyard shift - an irony I reveled in - at an emergency call center. What other shift would a vampire feel comfortable working?

Pat Henshaw

#12. I like you."
"That's tough, Joan," I said, picking up my book. "Because I don't like you. You make me puke, if you want to know."
And I walked out of the room, leaving Joan lying, lumpy as an old horse, across my bed.

Sylvia Plath

#13. I had furthermore spoken on the assumption that Russia would mobilize, whereas the assumption of the German Government had hitherto been, officially, that Serbia would receive no support; and what I had said must influence the German Government to take the matter seriously.

Edward Grey

#14. My bazooka is locked, cocked, and ready to unload.

Triple H