Rib Tickling Quotes

#1. Nothing like a good rib tickling read like Fifty Shades of Grey

LIZ

#2. You're saying the media is dangerous, immoral, and antidemocratic?" "Well . . . yes," Henderson said. "They don't recognize it in themselves, but they're basically criminals. In the classic sense of that word.

John Sandford

#3. Doreen had intuition. Everything she said was like a secret voice speaking straight out of my own bones.

Sylvia Plath

#4. I think money isn't any good sitting around, so I spend some time in the shoe department at Saks.

Janet Evanovich

#5. A lot of TV people buy more than one of an item, in case they spot or stain it, but I don't like buying duplicates - it's wasteful.

Martha Stewart

#6. To have little is to possess.

Laozi

#7. When once an Indian sees that his food is secure, he does not care what the chief or any one else says.

George Crook

#8. He has consigned all men to disobedience, that He may have mercy upon all. (Romans 11:32, RSV)

Neville Goddard

#9. I'm tolerant of all religions ... I don't care if someone wants to go out there and worship the bark on a tree.

Jesse Ventura

#10. I always have to go out to work even if it's just a desk somewhere or an office or the British Library.

David Morrissey

#11. God takes a safe course with His children, that they may not be condemned with the world, He permits the world to condemn them, that they may not love the world, the world hates them ...

Richard Sibbes

#12. The older she got, the quicker her mind went to death. Always, in the end, the thoughts of death.

Hugh Howey

#13. Only those persons who have lived, really lived, are ready, welcoming, receptive, thankful to death. Then death is not the enemy. Then death becomes the fulfillment.

Rajneesh

#14. Let your love for your friends, who are standing with you, and your love for the Lord, who wants you to honor Him in the way you treat your body, make you think it over.

Lysa TerKeurst

#15. It takes time for the absent to assume their true shape in our thoughts. After death they take on a firmer outline and then cease to change.

Colley Cibber

#16. From year to year, environmental changes are incremental and often barely register in our lives, but from evolutionary or geological perspectives, what is happening is explosive change.

David Suzuki