Reversible Basketball Quotes

#1. Can there be any greater pleasure than to come across an author one enjoys and then to find they have written not just one book or two, but at least a dozen?

Alan Bennett

#2. Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.

Zach Braff

#3. People believed him. Everyone believed him. And when everyone believes something about you, it might as well be true.

Audrey Bell

#4. Everything in life is relative.

Anita Lasker-Wallfisch

#5. Procrustes was an editor.

Robin Skelton

#6. We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence.

Joseph Roux

#7. I'm not Gore Vidal or William Buckley.

Lawrence Sanders

#8. I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner.

Laurie Halse Anderson

#9. I have this reporter's temperament still in me - I thrive under pressure.

David Lagercrantz

#10. When I was married, I definitely went through a lying period.

Kevin Hart

#11. The discoveries don't come when you're looking for them. They come when for some reason you've let go conscious control.

Madeleine L'Engle