Retorts Cremation Quotes

#1. Anyway, my ribs hurt like hell, my vision is still blurry from acceleration sickness, I'm really hungry, it'll be another 211 days before I'm back on Earth, and, apparently, I smell like a skunk took a shit on some sweat socks. This is the happiest day of my life.

Andy Weir

#2. The burned hand teaches best. After that, advice about fire goes to the heart.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#3. Our deeds are like children that are born to us; they live and act apart from our own will. Nay, children may be strangled, but deeds never: they have an indestructible life both in and out of our consciousness.

George Eliot

#4. It is impossible to be a cynic if you live a good deal with young people. Fundamentally, every young person has a feeling that the future is going to hold something of value.

Eleanor Roosevelt

#5. Nihil est sine ratione. There is nothing without a reason.

Gottfried Leibniz

#6. I just want to keep people entertained.

Shaquille O'Neal

#7. Sam: I dated a cross eyed girl once but I dumped her cause I thought she was seeing someone else.

H.J. Bellus

#8. Reality has changed chameleonlike before my eyes so many times that I have learned, or am learning, to trust almost anything except what appears to be so.

Maya Angelou