Relationship Misconception Quotes

#1. I have never watched property programmes. I watch Property Ladder, because I feel it's very rude for a director to work very hard on a programme and you can't be bothered to even watch it. So I do watch it, but I have to turn away when I'm on screen. It's quite unpleasant seeing myself up there.

Sarah Beeny

#2. The same tools we need to use to keep this country safe by bringing terrorists to justice, because I guarantee you, if they have the opportunity and the means, they will take American lives.

Todd Tiahrt

#3. Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.

Eddie Izzard

#4. As an artist, program directors always want to put you in a little box.

Angie Stone

#5. When readers don't like the book, it's usually because they feel that romantic love is pass or somehow needs more irony.

Charles Baxter

#6. The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.

Eoin Colfer

#7. I read somewhere
that all this -
the people, the animals,
the mountains, the rivers -
is just God dreaming.
I wish he'd wake the fuck up.

Margaret Wild

#8. I always had long hair. When you lose it, you realise just how important it is to your identity.

Delta Goodrem

#9. We become more devoted to pleasing other people than establishing a relationship with ourselves. We believe we are what we have and what we do and we believe we are what other people think we are. Ego is in many ways the primary cause of most of our misconception and woe.

Evan Sutter

#10. She awoke from a long childhood in which she had always been protected and surrounded by attention and comforts, with no responsibilities.

Isabel Allende

#11. To my friends, and family: You all may be batsh*t crazy, but even if I got to choose, I'd still choose to be with you.

Amelia Hutchins

#12. But I was still alive, and in my book, where there's life, there's hope.

Bryce Courtenay

#13. 'The Glass Castle' by Jeannette Walls is the quintessential dysfunctional family.

Sara Shepard

#14. It s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Jerry Seinfeld