Relationship Fake Quotes

#1. The parent must always self-parent first, self-preach before child-teach, because who can bring peace unless they've held their own peace?

Ann Voskamp

#2. Sure as eggs is eggs," he said. "As the turkey-farmer said when he hatched his first turtle.

Neil Gaiman

#3. A question that always haunts me. Why can't people just be real? It's easier being real than pretend being real. Give yourself a chance.

Manasa Rao

#4. By nature and doctrines I am addicted to the habit of discovering choice places wherein to feed.

O. Henry

#5. And still, even when he'd told her how he felt about her, and that he wanted their fake relationship to be real, she'd held herself back out of fear that their friends-to-lovers story was too good to be anything but fiction.

Bella Andre

#6. I feel that we should always be a real friend, always, even to those who chose to be fake. Not because they are nice but because you are.

Rita Zahara

#7. Always take the time of 180 days before you call yourself committed to someone.
It takes at least a time span of six months to shed the fake skin.

Himmilicious

#8. Pretend to be poor in reality and you'll notice a decrease in your friends list and request.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#9. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

Sharon Stone

#10. How am I supposed to believe you when you're obviously carrying a fake monogram Gucci Bag?

Madi Brown

#11. Given all the stress and pressure, some people would fake it. They'd want to join the club, so they'd get together with another lonely person and stage a fake soul mate encounter. They'd marry, hide their relationship problems, and struggle to present a happy face to their friends and family.

Randall Munroe

#12. They say women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship.

Colin Falconer

#13. Somewhere in the world there is an epigram for every dilemma.

Hendrik Willem Van Loon

#14. To send effectively, we must love the glory of God and the lost more than we love anything else.

J.D. Greear

#15. It's enough for me... I saw the image
...

We were together
We were friends
We were in relationship
...

Memories are enough...
...

THAT ARE FAKE ONE... it happens just once or twice sometimes...

Deyth Banger

#16. Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.

Ellen DeGeneres

#17. Boyfriend huh? I didn't realize we had taken things to that level."
"Oh, I'm sorry
this is my first undercover operation," Jordan said. "I'm a little unclear about the rules. Are we seeing other people in this fake relationship?

Julie James

#18. In this transparency, the footprints of the little birds spoke with a muffled voice. What they spoke of was entirely without significance, or else something capable of lifting a life off its hinges: there was no way of knowing.

Alessandro Baricco

#19. You can't fake your way into an authentic, soul-deep relationship.

Annette Vaillancourt

#20. Trying to change someone to suit your desires is a setup for disappointment.

Carlos Wallace

#21. Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.

Sharon Stone

#22. Always overpay your taxes.That way you'll get a refund.

Meyer Lansky

#23. From beginning to end, all this phony relationship can offer you is a toxic combination of fake love and real abuse. He constructs the psychopathic bond through deception and manipulation. You maintain it through self-sacrifice and denial.

Claudia Moscovici

#24. Real people are actively trying to live like fake people, so real people are no less fake. Every comparison becomes impractical. This is why the impractical has become totally acceptable; impracticality almost seems cool.

Chuck Klosterman

#25. Each time there is a conflict between Israel and Gaza, accusations fly over who started it, each side blaming the other.

Richard Engel

#26. LIFE IS TOUGH WHEN YOU ARE ALWAYS TALKING TO PEOPLE SMARTER THAN YOU ...

Chetan Bhagat

#27. There will always be real friends and fake friends. It is difficult to distinguish the two because both will appear the same in the beginning but so different at the end.

Rita Zahara

#28. I don't wanna be in a fake-perfect-relationship. Because, however, it will eventually turn to be a shitty relationship. And why on earth, I would put myself inside a shitty and tiring relationship while there are probabilities and chances to have a real happy relationship out there?

Nina Ardianti

#29. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

Courteney Cox

#30. My father died when I was seven, leaving a widow and five sons, ranging in age from five to seventeen. My mother was the most highly-disciplined and hardest working person I have ever known, and this, combined with her love and gentleness, enabled her to make a success of each of her children.

Arthur Lewis

#31. Live a life of rightness. Seek to follow the blessed Lord, and pray for enlightenment for others.

Davis Bunn

#32. Hey, don't you ever fake orgasms with me."
She huffed. "I don't get why guys get so pissed when girls do that. Hell, your gender can fake an actual relationship.

Suzanne Wright

#33. Maybe I should put an ad online. Honor student seeks overly self-confident young man for fake relationship. Terms negotiable.

Chris Cannon

#34. Speak what I have to be grateful for when I get up and when I lie down to sleep. Meditation and prayer. I pray that I can move through all with grace. I believe I can move through all and not only survive but thrive.

Regina Taylor

#35. In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening.

Alonzo Bodden

#36. When we fake fine, we fake our way out of authentic relationship with God, others, and ourselves.

Esther Fleece

#37. I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-:

Mahsati Abdul