Readneck Quotes

#1. You might be a readneck

Melissa Ball

#2. Ya game is fine, but ya booze-eyes are a problem. Not like ya ta drink this much. I reckon ya banjo'd, so ya are.

JoAnne Kenrick

#3. You still fallin' in love with me?... 'Cause you should know, baby, I'm already gone for you

Kristen Ashley

#4. I suspected my homosexuality, but I'd never acted out on it because I was afraid of sex. It's awful to be afraid of sex.

Elton John

#5. So, I'm just hotter than the rest of you because I'm Alpha?" "Hey, I take offense to that," Steve said. "I'm pretty damn sexy if I do say so myself.

Jody Morse

#6. One Friday afternoon at the close of the working day the idiot bosses in their fucking ties and suit coats came down and handed out pink slips to every other person on the floor. I got one. They were firing us. Then they turned and, without a word, went back to their offices. Corporate pricks.

John William Tuohy

#7. I was born in Detroit. I never really saw myself working in comics, I just fell into it. But it's been one of the best things to happen to a kid from Detroit.

Dwayne McDuffie

#8. I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.

Cat Deeley

#9. But he was here. In my bed. His body warm and hard and feeling so much like home that I ached.

Julie Bale

#10. I don't think there are any students who should not be exposed to a basic financial literacy course.

Ben Bernanke

#11. I would like to take you seriously but to do so would affront your intelligence.

William F. Buckley Jr.

#12. I believe in the rest of the story. I believe there's still ink in the pen ... and someday all that's hazy through a clouded glass will be clear at last.

Nichole Nordeman

#13. ran along the stone wall. Two years ago this pantry had been full to overflowing with hams smoked in ash and jars full of duck fat set beside coils of sausage. Bottles of aged champagne

Kristin Hannah

#14. life is a journey, but the journey does not have to be a guilt trip.

Susan Carrell

#15. The power to move the world is in the subconcious mind

William James

#16. I am so busy doing nothing ... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.

Jerry Seinfeld