Ravichandran C Quotes

#1. I was coming back from Tel Aviv recently, and we had forty minutes of bumps. I got so scared I grabbed a paper and pen and put them in my pocket, just in case we crashed and I needed to write a letter from wherever we landed.

Daniela Pestova

#2. ... dazzled by the shine of their own virtue, a shine that might not last (since virtue, once recognized in a flash, has no shine and makes its home in a dark cave amid cave dwellers, some dangerous indeed) ...

Roberto Bolano

#3. Popularity invites criticism, fuels jealousy. It is, for better or worse, human nature.

Chloe Neill

#4. I like a thing simple but it must be simple through complication. Everything must come into your scheme, otherwise you cannot achieve real simplicity.

Gertrude Stein

#5. Cutting meat out of your diet is the best thing you can do for animals and your own health.

Joan Jett

#6. Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.

Chris Rock

#7. We can grieve over lost powers and memories, or rejoice over gained knowledge and maturity, according to taste.

Simon Blackburn

#8. It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.

Janet Evanovich

#9. Walking with God will always bring victory.

Sunday Adelaja

#10. No one is excluded from the astronaut corps based on penis size.

Mary Roach

#11. Children, like God, see only our actions.

Marty Rubin

#12. Although our intellect always longs for clarity and certainty, our nature often finds uncertainty fascinating.

Carl Von Clausewitz

#13. Basically, we used to have a rule at 'Saturday Night Live' that you're not allowed to bring up 'The Simpsons' at the rewrite table, because 'The Simpsons' has done every joke there is. Every week there would be guys going, 'The Simpsons did that.' I go, 'C'mon.' And 'South Park,' too.

Adam McKay

#14. I mean, it's very subtle and a little embarrassing to me, but I really believe there are things which nobody would see unless I photographed them.

Diane Arbus