Random Weird Quotes

#1. Referrals are very powerful. When I refer you, I give a little bit of my reputation away. If you do a good job, my friend that hired you is pleased. But if you do a bad job, that reflects badly on me. People forget that.

Ivan Misner

#2. Alice smiled her wide smile. The crooked incisor smile.

Jennifer Mathieu

#3. Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you? I love it! You're kidding! What a crazy, random happenstance!

Joss Whedon

#4. No man or woman in this dispensation will ever enter into the celestial kingdom of God without the consent of Joseph Smith ... every man and woman must have the certificate of Joseph Smith, junior, as a passport to their entrance into the mansion where God and Christ are

Brigham Young

#5. Isn't it weird how we make big decisions in life based on the strangest, most random things?

Mhairi McFarlane

#6. Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

Diane Arbus

#7. Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Because you never know who would love the person you hide.

C.S. Lewis

#8. If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

#9. A week passes without contact, and then a month, and soon too much time has passed and calling her would just feel random and weird. So I don't.

Marie Lu

#10. I like to do chill things on dates. I think it would be fun to go to the zoo. I know it's really weird and random, but I love animals. It'd be like a day of doing silly things, while enjoying nature.

Ashlee Simpson

#11. The walls of her stall were covered with graffiti. If it had been funny ("Pull here for MFA Degree" right below the toilet paper dispenser) she would've stayed longer, but it was mostly weird random names and dates.

Grady Hendrix

#12. We must change our way of thinking, correct our plans and envision new ways of attaining our goals

Sunday Adelaja

#13. The 'Friday sessions' refer to something that you're not paid for and not supposed to do during your professional life. Curiosity-driven research. Something random, simple, maybe a bit weird - even ridiculous. Without it, there are no discoveries.

Andre Geim

#14. I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

Andy Samberg

#15. Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.
'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.
'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully.
'Huh?' said Lester.

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

#16. I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.

Dave Chappelle

#17. Sometimes, we try to stifle that fact or hide it, ... But the profound, and ultimately most important, reality is that we are not only citizens of this blessed country, we are citizens of the same awesome God.

Joe Lieberman

#18. Isn't it odd how we misunderstand the hidden unity of kindness and cruelty? Jessica

Frank Herbert

#19. Once the rains abated, my father's garden thrived in the heat like an unleashed temper.

Barbara Kingsolver

#20. The Egyptians have grown in confidence, they've tasted freedom, and there's no way back.

Mohamed ElBaradei

#21. Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.

Andrew Smith

#22. My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird.

Stephanie Perkins

#23. Facebook is weird. They have all of these seemingly random rules that I'm sure make sense to them, but don't make sense to me or any people.

Billy Eichner

#24. That proves you are unusual," returned the Scarecrow; "and I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.

L. Frank Baum

#25. I've done some really weird gigs. The ones where no one turned up - they're probably not the interesting ones to talk about. I played some pretty random ones in L.A. I signed to play all-R&B nights or an all-comedy night where I'd be the only white person there. They were fun.

Ed Sheeran

#26. I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

#27. I was the first in my peer group to get pregnant. All I craved was reassurance. I needed someone to tell me that all the seemingly random symptoms I had - weird things, such as excess saliva - were normal. And I was worried because I wasn't getting any morning sickness.

Heidi Murkoff

#28. When I joined the ANC, I never thought I would be anything. In no way, did I say, 'One day I could be the president. I think I am good material for the presidency.' Not at all.

Jacob Zuma

#29. It's very weird to write a song in your apartment and then realize that this random person knows all the words to it.

Toby Lightman

#30. I think I've been addicted to openness since long before my rock career. I was terrible as a teenager. I used to go out of my way to make people uncomfortable with personal details. I was always fascinated by the idea that we have these weird, random boundaries between what we do and don't show.

Amanda Palmer

#31. I always see celebs in very weird spots. I don't always go to fancy-shmancy places, but I see celebs at coffee shops or random stores, when you're looking for a sweater and turn around like, 'OMG, that's Fred Savage!'

Ross Mathews

#32. I like guys who have a plan or a dream. A good sense of humor is also a must. I can be weird with my humor and say things that are random. You need to understand that I'm really goofy and go with it.

Edy Ganem

#33. It is certainly the demiurge about whom Stenger and Dawkins write; neither has actually ever written a word about God.

David Bentley Hart