Grady Hendrix Quotes

#1. Something I learned from the Serbian tribes. Churches are built where saints were martyred. A bridge requires a child in its foundations if it is to hold. All great works must begin with a sacrifice.

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#2. Let's make sure it's really raining before we worry about floods.

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#3. I love you, Gretchen Lang. You are my reflection and my shadow and I will not let you go. We are bound together forever and ever! Until Halley's Comet comes around again. I love you dearly and I love you queerly and no demon is bigger than this!

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#4. Corn dogs," the exorcist said, "are all the proof I need that there is a God.

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#5. The walls of her stall were covered with graffiti. If it had been funny ("Pull here for MFA Degree" right below the toilet paper dispenser) she would've stayed longer, but it was mostly weird random names and dates.

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#6. There are enough people running around in here. It's starting to feel like an episode of Scooby-Doo.

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