Random Sarcastic Quotes

#1. I want to age with some dignity.

Pete Townshend

#2. Improv is a very big thing for me. The thing with actors is I do not understand at all how they do what they do. I'm fascinated by it, and I have such a respect for it.

Gina Prince-Bythewood

#3. I would like my work to be thought of as a celebration of life and nature..

Henry Moore

#4. Don't bother explaining - I've heard all the excuses and the trouble is most of them are true.

John Brunner

#5. Physics is becoming so unbelievably complex that it is taking longer and longer to train a physicist. It is taking so long, in fact, to train a physicist to the place where he understands the nature of physical problems that he is already too old to solve them.

Eugene Paul Wigner

#6. I'm always happy," Sasha said. "Sometimes I just forget.

Jennifer Egan

#7. Ugliness was the one reality.

Oscar Wilde

#8. Trouble is bad to get into but fun to get out of. If you're in trouble, eighty percent of the time there's a way out. If you can see the ball, you can probably hit it; and if you can hit it, you can move it; and if you can move it, you might be able to knock it in the hole. At least it's fun to try.

Arnold Palmer

#9. I hate school at that time. Now, little did I know that actually if I had stayed in school I would've actually really liked college. I wasn't aware enough to know that the junior high I was suffering through would be school at its worst.

Quentin Tarantino

#10. Being an artist is not easy - I have always said that to the students I have taught over the years. It's a huge sacrifice.

Marina Abramovic

#11. The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience.

David C. Holley