Rajma Chawal Funny Quotes

#1. You know, all spider-like and mother fucking huge and hairy, he made up for with how he behaved and how he treated me.

Mark Alders

#2. I like Stella McCartney, Chloe, Alexander McQueen, Aaron Featherstone, normal Chanel if I can ever afford it, I'd be wearing that all the time! I like to admire from afar.

Brittany Snow

#3. Never undermine the power of passion. You have a very high chance of achieving anything you are passionate about.

Israelmore Ayivor

#4. The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

#5. We are questioning more than the philosophy behind our dependence upon limited and limiting systems. We question the power structures that have grown up around such systems.

Frank Herbert

#6. Feminine psychology is admittedly odd, sir. The poet Pope ... "
"Never mind about the poet Pope, Jeeves."
"No, sir."
"There are times when one wants to hear all about the poet Pope and times when one doesn't."
"Very true, sir.

P.G. Wodehouse

#7. The United States is evil.

Henry De Montherlant

#8. Lady Waggon Says That Any Bodies Found During A Weekend Party Should Be Disposed Of Discreetly, In Case Of Scandal.

Terry Pratchett

#9. It's probably hard to be married to me. It's not easy.

Timbaland

#10. All originality and no plagiarism makes for dull preaching.

Charles Spurgeon

#11. From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.

Leonard Bernstein