Quotes About Your Trash

#1. And you don't matter to me, table scrap. (Varyk)
That feeling is entirely mutual, bear bait. Hell, I don't even acknowledge you as being here. So get out and take your trash with you. (Dev)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. Then the flight attendants, garbage bags in hand, glided down the aisle, looking each one of us square in the face and whispering, without discrimination, Your trash. You're trash. Your family's trash.

David Sedaris

#3. Would you like all of your Facebook friends to sift through your trash? A group of designers from Britain and Germany think that you might. Meet BinCam: a 'smart' trash bin that aims to revolutionize the recycling process.

Evgeny Morozov

#4. It's your chili dog. Clean it up."
"It's your turn to clean."
"The house. Not your trash, which you can walk your leatherfaced-ass unto the kitchen to throw away.

Rachel Caine

#5. If we do not know the King that comes to your bedroom for the sole purpose of taking out your trash, then you have yet to know Jesus as the Servant of All.

Stuart Greaves

#6. I always believe that to be the best, you have to smell like the best, dress like the best, act like the best. When you throw your trash in the garbage can, it has to be better than anybody else who ever threw trash in the garbage can.

Lil' Wayne

#7. Your trash can is full of energy bar wrappers."
"You were looking through my trash?

Rainbow Rowell

#8. You earn the respect of your peers that you play against, and they don't trash talk you.

LaDainian Tomlinson

#9. Sandy's was one of those places that made poor, white trash feel like high-class consumers. This was the kind of place you'd take your mistress to, but never your wife. Wives expected better. Mistresses were impressed by the blandness of the over-priced wine and the vast Italian menu options.

Alistair Cross

#10. Also, I was coming up on my five year anniversary of owning the house, and if there's anything I've learned in five years, it's this: if a piece of your house falls off and you don't know what to do with it, throwing it in the trash and forgetting about it is a perfectly viable option.

Meghan Daum

#11. You've got another problem. Like most white trash, you're disrespectful to your betters and proud of your stupidity and ignorance.

James Lee Burke

#12. I am trash and shit and crazy to you and this whole fucking world. You don't care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how I pay the doctor if I get sick, and yes I am stupid ad bored and weak, but I am still your responsibility.

Chuck Palahniuk

#13. I wonder about death, I who may never know it. It looks much like ecstacy, the way they open their mouths as they drown, the way their fingers dig into your skin. Their eyes are wide and startled and they trash in your hands as though with an excess of passion.

Holly Black

#14. Listen, bitch, the only white trash in this room is the one who slept with a married man. An old married man at that. You call my man one more name and I will knock those ridiculously high heels out from under you. So back the hell off before you end up on your ass. -Eva

Abbi Glines

#15. He'll rock your world then toss you aside like you're yesterday's trash." Chico Rivera

Bella Jeanisse

#16. The two Reds crewing the old trash collector are giving us a countdown. When it reaches one, Sevro says, "Tuck your sacks and pop your cloaks." I

Pierce Brown

#17. Against his raising? I'll tell you!" She put her hand to her mouth. When she drew it away, it trailed a long silver thread of saliva. "Your father's no better than the niggers and trash he works for!

Harper Lee

#18. Good can be a stifling word, a word that makes you hesitate and stare at a blank page and second-guess yourself and throw stuff in the trash. What's important is to get your hands moving and let the images come. Whether it's good or bad is beside the point. Make art.

Austin Kleon

#19. Venom's pupils contracted the instant before he slid his sunglasses back on.
She couldn't help it. "Why isn't your tongue forked?"
"Why can't you fly?" A smirk. "Those things on your back aren't accessories you know.

Nalini Singh

#20. Never EVER sell yourself short and
don't let anyone ever treat U like
trash or use your feelings.U R special!

Lily Amis

#21. The virtuosos look to the students of the world to do their share in the education of the great musical public. Do not waste your time with music that is trite or ignoble. Life is too short to spend it wandering in the barren Saharas of musical trash.

Sergei Rachmaninoff

#22. My daughter has a problem picking things up in her room. So if you leave your clothes on the floor, we put them in a trash bag. She has to earn them back by being tidy. I'm a disciplinarian. Guy's the spoiler.

Madonna Ciccone

#23. But that was the beauty of inner thoughts. No one had to know your weaknesses. And once you'd finished dwelling on them, you could toss them into the mental trash bin they belonged in.

J.R. Ward

#24. Your greatest accomplishments, no matter how impressive you think them to be, are some else's worst nightmare. Your most prized possession is another man's disgusting chunk of trash. Be careful what you brag about.

Jessica Hagy

#25. Yes, you are right! I am your leftover trash. I hope you know a bum got to eat too. I believe you were one when I met you.

Touaxia Vang

#26. Libido, fascination, too much oral defecation. White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy.

Marilyn Manson

#27. Oh shut up - you know damn good and well there can be a hundred people in the room, 99 of them rushing up to say they love your dress, but until that one, the one you wore it for, says something, you might as well be wearing a trash bag.

S.E. Hall

#28. One of my books is a hallucinogen, an aphrodisiac, a mood elevator, an intellectual garage door opener, and a metaphysical trash compactor. They'll do everything except rotate your tires.

Tom Robbins

#29. We were also performing. We'd give them a list of, like, 'Here's how we want to be introduced' They'd be like, 'Great' And then 5 minutes later they'd come back, 'Bad news: we lost your list. But good news: we've got a trash bag full of weed!'

Amy Poehler

#30. If you own pornography of any kind, for the love of your future spouse, trash it immediately.

Jason Evert

#31. Enough of your prattle," the old man said. "I cannot abide people who conjure up a raft of excuses, disparaging the efforts of those who have gone out of their way to help them. Such people are common trash.

Haruki Murakami

#32. You don't want to trash what you've done; that's your history.

Pat Benatar

#33. The first real terror struck him then, and there was nothing supernatural about it. It was only a realization of how easy it was to trash your life. That was what was so scary. You just dragged the fan up to everything you had spent the years raking together and turned the motherfucker on.

Stephen King

#34. When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.

Jim Davis

#35. Well, well, what have we here? A piece of Katagari trash that's taken up refuge with the bears? (Stone)
No, just a wolf who's going to kick your ass back to whatever hole it crawled out of. (Fang)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#36. There's no going back. Pay your son to take out the trash - and you've pretty much guaranteed the kid will never do it again for free.

Daniel H. Pink

#37. Thank you for your attempt at trying to be thoughtful while stealing shit from me." He picked up a crossword booklet from a chair and tossed it into the trash. "And for filling out my fucking crossword puzzles without me having to ask. I'm not sure how I've ever survived this long without you.

Whitney G.

#38. Stress is the trash of modern life-we all generate it but if you don't dispose of it properly, it will pile up and overtake your life.

Danzae Pace

#39. When people (talk trash) about you, you have to keep it moving, keep the records hot and keep your head up.

Ashanti

#40. A proper saute pan, for instance, should cause serious head injury if brought down hard against someone's skull. If you have any doubts about which will dent - the victim's head or your pan - then throw that pan right in the trash.

Anthony Bourdain

#41. A fine glass vase goes from treasure to trash, the moment it is broken. Fortunately, something else happens to you and me. Pick up your pieces. Then, help me gather mine.

Vera Nazarian

#42. freedom from programs that steal your private data. Freedom from programs that trash your battery. Freedom from porn. Yep, freedom. The times they are a changin', and some traditional PC folks feel like their world is slipping away. It is.

Walter Isaacson

#43. It's hard when you put a year of good work into something and someone at the top says no, and they pull your show's title off a bulletin board and chuck it in the trash.

Tyler Labine

#44. Dying is easy, getting the dental floss off your finger and into the trash is hard.

Gregor Collins

#45. The only reason Henry's like he is now is because your father took him in hand when he was a boy, and because the war came along and paid for his education. Fine a boy as he is, the trash won't wash out of him.

Harper Lee

#46. After awhile you realize that putting your actions where your mouth is makes you less likely to have to put your money where your mouth is.

Criss Jami

#47. All men are dogs, Nichelle, and if you don't feed your dog, you can't be surprised when he's in the neighbor's trash looking for food.

Norian F. Love

#48. Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out." (Marco) BAM! BAM! BAM! "Okay, so it's four trash cans," (Marco) " BAM! BAM! BAM! "Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!" (Jake)

Katherine Applegate

#49. You really romanticize the white-trash period of your life,' Rain once said to me, which I thought was a little hurtful but perhaps true.

Dan Chaon

#50. As you grow older, you'll see white men cheat black men every day of your life, but let me tell you something and don't you forget it - whenever a white man does that to a black man, no matter who he is, how rich he is, or how fine a family he comes from, that white man is trash

Harper Lee

#51. What was that you were saying about my mother?"
"She likes big dicks." Deacon slammed him hard in the gut, knocking him to the floor. "So does your wife.

Mercy Celeste

#52. Everything that touches YOUR life, must be an instrument of YOUR liberation or tossed into the trash cans of HISTORY

John Henrik Clarke

#53. There is no need for hyperbole. I did NOT dump you. I peeled your mask off like a banana peel, did not like what was inside, and tossed it in the trash.

Donna Lynn Hope

#54. A girlfriend went on a couple of dates with a guy who criticized the color of her nail polish. She said, "The suggestion department is closed for the evening, but fax your idea tomorrow and we'll file it right over there in the suggestion box." (Then she pointed to the kitchen trash.)

Sherry Argov

#55. Throw your empty pop-corn tub in the trash and the entire cinema will be clean for the next patrons.

Malti Bhojwani

#56. Live in the Moment", "Empty Your Mind of the Trash" Wisdom is the Use of Knowledge

Dan Millman

#57. Before I forget, here's your homework. Where do you want me to put it?"
She pointed at the trash can. "Right there would be fine.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#58. Sometimes it's more fun to compete with your friends, because you can talk a little trash with them.

Derrek Lee

#59. Toss your dashed hopes not into a trash bin but into a drawer where you are likely to rummage some bright morning.

Robert Breault

#60. I don't think you should go around talking trash about people because I think that's how you get your hat handed to you.

LL Cool J

#61. You went to Woodstock and all that trash, your generation is fading fast.

Rod Stewart

#62. Stop gawking and close your mouth before I decide to use it as a trash receptacle.

Heidi Schulz

#63. There's a lot of effort expended once you begin to completely trash your life. Sometimes, writing feels like this to me.

Dan Chaon

#64. If someone talks trash, you can just trash them back. Clamming up in a corner makes the thing half your fault."
"[ ... ] There are people out there who get crushed by that logic.

Natsuki Takaya

#65. I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere.

Greg Gutfeld

#66. Sometimes, instead of being hurt, you should look at betrayal as a gift. It makes it that much easier to sweep it up and toss it out with the rest of the trash. And why is that you ask? Because trash starts to stink ... and when it does, it has no more value in your life.

Donna Schoenrock

#67. Your head's like a room and when you's forced to stay in it, you gotta deal with all the trash that's left in there.

Stacey Lee

#68. I am your Ted's song-legend, Crow of the death-chill, please. The God-eating, trash-licking, word-murdering, carcass-desecrating math-bomb motherfucker, and all that.

Max Porter

#69. Set a trash bag free, and it will run with the wind, picking up garbage along the way.

Anthony Liccione

#70. I stopped for a few seconds by the newspaper stand wondering whether to buy the two evening papers here, the two biggest publications. Reading them was like emptying a bag of trash over your head.

Karl Ove Knausgard

#71. It doesn't do to read too much,' Widmerpool said. 'You get to look at life with a false perspective. By all means have some familiarity with the standard authors. I should never raise any objection to that. But it is no good clogging your mind with a lot of trash from modern novels.

Anthony Powell