Quotes About Your College Roommate

#1. Get your product in front of actual, living, breathing strangers. Your college roommate's approval does not mean there's market demand.

Kathryn Minshew

#2. I used to keep my college roommate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks.

Joan Walsh Anglund

#3. The qualities we appreciate in a character are not the same as those we would look for in a college roommate.

Margaret Atwood

#4. I just like music all the way around the board. I can't stick to one thing - I've got to move around.

Akon

#5. Suddenly,I could picture Tinker on the back of a horse somewhere: at the edge of the treeline under a towering sky ... at his college roommate's ranch, perhaps ... where rhey hunted deer with antique rifles and with dogs that were better bred than me.

Amor Towles

#6. Rich people never go to war. You ask a college kid to go to war, and he's like, 'Umm, I'm taking this sociology class, and I think war is, like, really stupid, and my roommate's, like, half Afghani, so it's going to cause some static.'

Bill Burr

#7. Also, he had the kind of mustache a college roommate of hers used to say looked like it had crawled up to find a warm spot to die.

Lorrie Moore

#8. They had turned brown or blue and rotted. Brown and blue, the real colors of death. Who made black the color of death? Black was the color of night, and the potential of a cool breeze. Just

Will McIntosh

#9. Maybe I'll remove dying from my list of tasks to do this week.

Brandon Sanderson

#10. Northern white people love the Negro in a sort of abstract way, as a race; through a sense of justice, charity, and philanthropy, they will liberally assist in his elevation.

James Weldon Johnson

#11. I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That's not for me.

Kim Raver

#12. Twice I'd come home as they were finishing, and, honestly, I cannot think of a lonelier sound on a Saturday night than one's roommate having a giant orgasm and then making an embarrassed sssh sound, realizing that maybe through her pleasure she'd heard the front door open and close.

Aimee Bender

#13. It's really important to me that my niece and nephews can come and see my show, as can my grandad and nan. I love spending time with my family, and music has always bonded us.

Jessie J.

#14. I used to arm wrestle my roommate in college. Based on that, I'm in pretty good shape.

Dasha Zhukova

#15. Men do not mirror themselves in running water; they mirror themselves in still water.

Bill Vaughan

#16. She relived the frantic shopping and packing, the last teary gatherings with friends, the fear of a faceless roommate, the terror of academic failure. She also relived the excitement, because, in hindsight, going to college had been the single most pivotal point in her life.

Barbara Delinsky

#17. My first college roommate greeted me with a shocked silence followed by, 'So ... you're black.'

Al Roker