Top 100 Quotes About Wwe
#1. Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.
Dwayne Johnson
#2. On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal ... but forget so many important parts of me?
Mick Foley
#5. I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty?
John Layfield
#6. The relationship with WWE obviously has gotten better because after my name has been shoved down their throats from 2K [Games] for the past years, they finally passed off on it. They finally okayed it.
Bill Goldberg
#7. My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair.
CM Punk
#8. Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
Jerry Lawler
#9. I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
Jerry Lawler
#10. King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.
CM Punk
#11. Available on all video game systems: Playstation 475, Ybox, and Wii 3 4000.
Shawn Michaels
#12. I really like The Dudleyz' new attire. It has that whole Bushwhackers 2000 feel.
Edge
#14. If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.
Kurt Angle
#15. Is he under the influence or something?
CM Punk
#16. I'm going to the main event of Wrestlemania! Where're you going?
Randy Orton
#17. I'm not Triple H, and I certainly am not John Cena.
Randy Orton
#19. There's a first time for everything when I'm involved.
Shawn Michaels
#20. I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!
Kurt Angle
#21. I am the voice of the voiceless.
CM Punk
#22. If things go our way, you might see why I'm a legend. And if your daddy has a problem with that, he'll find out why I'm the Legend Killer.
Randy Orton
#24. Randy Orton is dangerous and that man is delusional!
Alex Riley
#25. The only reason you're undefeated at WrestleMania is because you've never faced me at WrestleMania.
Randy Orton
#26. Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE
CM Punk
#27. Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one.
Triple H
#28. Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
Jerry Lawler
#29. Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?
Roddy Piper
#30. We're almost like Bonnie & Clyde. Of course, he's Bonnie and I'm Clyde.
Alex Riley
#31. Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
Jerry Lawler
#32. Chavo or Kerwin White or whatever his name is! He called me stupid.
Maria Kanellis
#33. It was ME, Dad, that hired Stone Cold back. Dad, it was me!
Shane McMahon
#34. I think the Dudleys are mad at us, well, because we're beautiful!
Edge
#35. I just want everybody to know, on a personal note, from me, sincerely, it was all his fault.
Triple H
#37. Room service. You like me fluff pillow?
Triple H
#39. I welcome anyone that wants to come into the WWE and try it, because, I was the type of person that was not welcome with open arms. People didn't want me to come in because I was from a Reality background. But I'm the first person that says, bring anybody in.
The Miz
#40. 2001 King of the Ring? I really like the sound of that! That REEKS OF ROYALTY! So begins the ERA OF AWESOMENESS!
Edge
#41. I never back down and I never quit!
John Cena
#43. The next thing you're going to tell me is Daniel Bryan is the United States Champion.
Vince McMahon
#44. You can't help but be in awe of the athletic abilities of the WWE Superstars.
Dana Davis
#45. Well, I might take a plane, I might take a train. How do you people live here? You must be insane. I'm leaving Sacramento. Sacramento, I won't stay. But I'll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May.
Dwayne Johnson
#46. The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be
Bret Hart
#47. You're The Grinch, Cole! That's why you don't like it.
Josh Mathews
#48. And I quote, Michael Cole is still a massive tool!
Edge
#49. Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
Jerry Lawler
#50. So. How was your week?
Kane
#51. Besides singing "Jump Around" to all the WWE superstars in the locker room? Uh ... I enjoy listening to music, pumping up, and getting really muscular and oily. I like to oil myself before.
The Miz
#52. Can I wear your blazer?
CM Punk
#53. You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.
CM Punk
#54. If you hadn't noticed, I like to talk about myself.
Randy Orton
#55. When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
Jerry Lawler
#56. Me Brock Lesnar. Here comes the pain. God built me strong. Forget to give me brain.
John Cena
#57. Come on, Chris. It'll be just you, me, and the great, wide open over here.
Triple H
#58. The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.
Vince McMahon
#59. Curtis, where was that enthusiasm in the match? You might have won.
Dolph Ziggler
#60. Take a look people, take a good look at greatness!
Randy Orton
#62. Women, they are mysterious creatures!
Bo Dallas
#63. Yeah. Some people just don't understand when their facial hair starts to look ridiculous.
Daniel Bryan
#65. I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants.
Kane
#66. I haven't backed down from a fight in my life, and I won't start tonight.
John Cena
#68. As God is my witness, he is broken in half!
Jim Ross
#69. Why am I arguing with a computer?
Edge
#70. Some people said I was annoying, but now look how far we've come.
The Miz
#71. Well if I was hanging out with The Bellas, I'd be pretty big too.
Matt Striker
#72. Look! I can't even wear glasses because my ear is missing. I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore!
Mick Foley
#73. I thought that was fantastic. We were working on that the other night, actually.
Alex Riley
#74. Why don't you make a contibution to my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do ... SHUT UP!!!
Triple H
#76. I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony.
CM Punk
#77. Oh yeah Kurt? You plan on getting the 1-2-3? But not if I hit you first with the 6-1-9!
Oscar Gutierrez
#78. So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.
CM Punk
#80. You have to think about the WWE as soap operas.
Linda McMahon
#81. We refer to the TLC Match as totally lacking coolness.
Edge
#82. You think you're funny! You think you're funny Cena, huh? The only pose you're going to be doing tonight is lying on your back with me on top!
Randy Orton
#83. Actually, he said Mr. Shawn 'cause he knows better.
Shawn Michaels
#84. If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.
Alex Riley
#85. Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have anything against retarded people cause I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Hero, and I wish them well.
Kurt Angle
#86. All that I can say about Owen Hart, is that I hope that I can be, as good a man as him, so that I can see him again, someday.
Jim Ross
#88. I'm going to take the legend of Hulk Hogan and kill it!
Randy Orton
#89. The Youngest World Heavyweight Champion in History!
Randy Orton
#90. Oh my God, you're serious. Honey, I am a six time Women's Champion, if you get into the ring with me it will not be for a Lingerie Pillow Fight, it will not be to shoot t-shirts. If you get into the ring with me I will end your career just like that. Are you sure that's what you want?
Trish Stratus
#91. You obey Wade Barrett's orders and you disrespect every person who has ever been champion. Including yourself.
Randy Orton
#92. Giving it to the audience is probably the easiest thing. Finding out what they truly want is probably the most difficult.
Vince McMahon
#93. Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!
Chris Jericho
#94. You've go to have a heart to be in the WWE, but its got to be black. Just like me.
John Layfield
#97. No one beats The Legend Killer.. Thats why I'm the greatest in this business!
Randy Orton
#98. The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!
Dwayne Johnson
#100. Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!
CM Punk
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