Quotes About Wieners

#1. Girls aren't supposed to see wieners, Aunt Dee. And Daddy's wiener was mad that Mommy saw. It was so mad, it was pointing at her!

Harper Sloan

#2. Spirituality has always felt to me as private as sexuality. We don't go waving our wieners all over the place and we shouldn't wave our gods around either.

Michael Ian Black

#3. Winners don't eat wieners.

Ingrid Newkirk

#4. Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later be referred to as the "Paris Hilton".

Tina Fey

#5. My fingers touch each other and he's squishy, like a sea cucumber. Those creatures are a demonstration of God's fixation with wieners.

Helena Hunting

#6. It's still weird seeing you with a guy," Vick said. "Not that I'm against two wieners tucking into each other's buns. To each his own.

Lynn Hagen

#7. I just looked over and saw our wieners in a wad," then-Brewers manager Ned Yost said after the game.

Bill Schroeder

#8. Know thyself because what else is there to know?

Sarah Connor

#9. Hysteria is something that I've been interested for a very long time. I thought I might have it, but it seems that it's unlikely.

Siri Hustvedt

#10. Strange with women when They find out you love men More than they Never let you kiss them On the mouth again.

John Wieners

#11. A happy marriage is a new beginning of life, a new starting point for happiness and usefulness.

Arthur Penrhyn Stanley

#12. And in cases where profound conviction has been wrought, the eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly drunk with a certain belief. It agitates and tears him, and perhaps almost bereaves him of the power of articulation.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#13. She had a lot of face and chin. She had pewter-colored hair set in a ruthless permanent, a hard beak and moist eyes with the sympathetic expression of wet stones.

Raymond Chandler

#14. Insistent opening bark of the UPI's Helen Thomas:

Rick Perlstein

#15. I try to write the most embarrassing thing I can think of.

John Wieners

#16. Learn to forgive fully and completely. If you want health, wealth, and happiness, you can't afford the luxury of lugging around all those unforgiven, unforgotten past events. Let them go.

Peter McWilliams