Quotes About Watermelons

#1. Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me.

Robin Wright

#2. LIBERACE!' Owen would have cried. 'WHO WOULD HAVE BELIEVED IT POSSIBLE? LIBERACE! KILLED BY WATERMELONS!

John Irving

#3. One time we did have 300 acres in watermelons. That was fun.

Delta Burke

#4. We are like the watermelons. Each of us has a crusty external rind. A case that both protects us and keeps others out. The closer you get to the middle, that is to say - the closer you get to the heart - the sweeter we get.

Omid Safi

#5. This is a trial about watermelons! Watermelons are invertebrate creatures!' cried Quall.

Kristin Cashore

#6. Seems to me God made a big mistake when He failed to put handles on watermelons.

Karen Cushman

#7. (Obama's) a nice person, he's very articulate this is what's been used against him, but he couldn't sell watermelons if it, you gave him the state troopers to flag down the traffic.

Dan Rather

#8. I would like to live to a ripe old age and raise watermelons in Wyoming.

Lou Reed

#9. One of the happiest days of my life is when I made five or six hundred pesos from a crop of watermelons I raise all on my own.

Emiliano Zapata

#10. I've been known to throw watermelons, backstage, at people who are giving me news I don't want to hear. But I never aim for the head.

Tori Amos

#11. What peaches and what penumbras! Whole families shopping at night! Aisles full of husbands! Wives in the avocados, babies in the tomatoes!
and you, Garcia Lorca, what were you doing down by the watermelons?

Allen Ginsberg

#12. Practically every food you buy in a store for consumption by humans is genetically modified food. There are no wild, seedless watermelons. There's no wild cows.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#13. Lima beans, watermelons, potatoes, eggplants, and cabbages are among the many other familiar crops whose wild ancestors were bitter or poisonous, and

Jared Diamond

#14. Somebody has been fuckin my watermelons.

Cormac McCarthy

#15. Don't ask me how to burn down a building. As me how to grow watermelons or how to explain nature to a child. that is what I want to grow old doing. Please afford me this.

Rod Coronado

#16. Watermelons and Zen students grow pretty much the same way. Long periods of sitting till they ripen and grow all juicy inside, but when you knock them on the head to see if they're ready sounds like nothing's going on.

Peter Levitt

#17. And like that black president, you'd think that after two terms of looking at a dude in a suit deliver the State of the Union address, you'd get used to square watermelons, but somehow you never do.

Paul Beatty

#18. When the watermelons were as large as a child's head, the women boiled them, but they collapsed into a tasteless green mush that no one could eat, not the children, not the cow.

Annie Proulx

#19. How many pizzas are consumed each year in the United States? How many words have you spoken in your life? How many different peoples names appear in the New York Times each year? How many watermelons would fit inside the U.S. Capital building? What is the volume of all the human blood in the world?

John Allen Paulos

#20. If you go to a paintball subreddit, paintball companies can advertise to you.

Sam Altman

#21. Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything.

Napoleon Hill

#22. Life is an example... of how much humans are fucked up for real.

Deyth Banger

#23. Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it.

George Lucas

#24. Every dog, we are told, has his day, unless there are more dogs than days.

Bat Masterson

#25. The big question is, are we letting ourselves become what we wish to become?

Jim Rohn

#26. If the project piques my interest and scares me a little bit, then it's got me hooked.

Ray Stevenson