Quotes About Twisted Logic

#1. Comedy is a blood sport. It flays the truth and spurts twisted logic. In America, people become comics because we don't have bullfighting.

Elayne Boosler

#2. And so we push them away because a twisted logic tells us that we need to protect them from us. And so we push them away because a twisted logic tells us that we need to protect them from us.

Khaya Dlanga

#3. We can't really spy on them if they aren't spying on us, now can we? twisted logic, but okay.

Gena Showalter

#4. Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again; and then the phone rings and you hope it's them - it's the most twisted logic of all time.

John Mayer

#5. I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory that it's their country and they got a right to run it like they want to.

Will Rogers

#6. People who sell bolts and nuts and locomotives and frozen orange juice make billions, while the people who struggle to bring a little beauty into the world, give life a little meaning, they starve.
$10,000 A Year, Easy

Kurt Vonnegut

#7. Be in love with yr life

Jack Kerouac

#8. Ladies and Gentlemen, if you have a friend who says he does not believe in conspiracy, look him straight in the eye and tell them that they are ignorant. 'I love you brother, I love you sister, but you are stupid.

Texe W Marrs

#9. I'm telling you there's a while world out there.

Jojo Moyes

#10. Government ought to be all outside and no inside ... Everybody knows that corruption thrives in secret places, and avoids public places, and we believe it a fair presumption that secrecy means impropriety.

Woodrow Wilson

#11. got involved in class-action suits that went on for years. He

Danielle Steel

#12. I still love comic books. When you have a kid, that's an excuse to keep reading all the comic books.

Jimmy Kimmel

#13. "Love me or hate me, I promise it won't make or break me."

Lil' Wayne

#14. since my logic is simply lacking logic, and yet, I still keep doing it in order to satisfy some weird, twisted part of my mind.

Lena Mikado

#15. Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.

Aziz Ansari

#16. Cute as a b**** every single one of you

Harry Styles

#17. For a moment we glared at each other, stubborn as cats on the stable wall, full of mutual resentment and something darker, the old sense between sisters that there is only really room in the world for one girl. The sense that every fight could be to the death.

Philippa Gregory

#18. And who can be ill natured and bad tempered when they encounter neither opposition nor indifference?

Emily Bronte

#19. For he did not seem to know any way to do a person a kindness but by killing him.

Mark Twain

#20. And what makes us human is that sometimes we snap. And in that moment of release we're closer to gods than we know.

Mark Lawrence

#21. Even Hitler didn't wake up going, 'Let me do the most evil thing I can do today.' I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was 'good.'

Will Smith

#22. The world is seldom so simple that it hinges on us alone.

Rachel Hartman