Quotes About Travel Agent

#1. Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled.

Rick Riordan

#2. Whenever I travel anywhere, I'm constantly asked if I'm Swedish. It's the burden of most Norwegians. The Swedes have just got a better publicity agent, I think.

Christopher Heyerdahl

#3. Capricorns like to stay in one place. I have to go to work in places like New York, but basically, I don't want to go anywhere. One time, I got a trip around the world for doing something on television, and the travel agent was so excited, I gave her the tickets.

Charles Nelson Reilly

#4. A brand will happen whether you like it or not. Either you intentionally choose one for yourself, or one will be given to you.

Jeff Goins

#5. It is hard to predict what I want in a partner. It's more about what the universe brings to me, and what I feel is right.

Tobey Maguire

#6. The Delta agent saw my itinerary and said, 'You're flying to Jakarta via Atlanta, Frankfurt, Amsterdam, Bangkok and Kuala Lumpur? You must have really pissed off your travel agent.

Tucker Elliot

#7. It is not just that animals make the world more scenic or picturesque. The lives of animals are woven into our very being - closer than our own breathing - and our soul will suffer when they are gone.

Gary A. Kowalski

#8. You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see the arrangements get all screwed up, when with just a single phone call you can have a trained professional screw them up for you?

Dave Barry

#9. The whole concept of the travel agent is absurd. They appear to be agents of the traveller but are actually agents of the airlines.

Stelios Haji-Ioannou

#10. In times of great chaos, people tend to follow a man with a plan.

Jeffrey Fry

#11. Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.

Mignon McLaughlin

#12. For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity's affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss
a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil.

Molly Ringle

#13. Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

Steven Wright

#14. In poetry, I have, since very young, loved poetry in translation. The Chinese, the French, the Russians, Italians, Indians and early Celts: the formality of the translator's voice, their measured breath and anxiety moves me as it lingers over the original.

Fanny Howe

#15. I can get you a cheaper ticket if you let me amputate your legs: I can even take your thighs as a deposit, said the travel agent.

Charles Stross

#16. People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?

George Carlin

#17. A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.

Rodney Dangerfield

#18. Fiction is the poor persons travel agent.

L.Douglas Muncy

#19. What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organise everything for me. I don't want to do things on the Internet.

Jenny Eclair

#20. I love trains. It's the only way to travel anymore where it doesn't involve a TSA agent slowly tracing the curve of my inner thigh.

Bill Maher

#21. A travel agent had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

David Loman

#22. I can't imagine anything more important than air, water, soil, energy and biodiversity. These are the things that keep us alive.

David Suzuki

#23. I'm a Midwesterner.

Ron Carlson

#24. I wonder what an agent would do if he had to travel with the band he's booking.

Mary Lou Williams

#25. OF COURSE, SPACE travel isn't only about being stuffed into a claustrophobia-inducing cell, scared witless, trussed up in a restraint harness, and raped through every orifice for years on end. Because, you know, if that was all there was to it, there'd be a queue outside every travel agent.

Charles Stross