Top 100 Quotes About Terry Pratchett
#1. Authority that can not be questioned is tyranny Terry Pratchett: A Slip of the Keyboard
Hank Quense
#2. Terry Pratchett's right up my alley ... give him a try!
Piers Anthony
#3. I'd go for "really great writer." Although I don't think I am. I know I have a style which is recognizable. I think you can see Terry Pratchett in every book. I like doing it. I was once a journalist. And I think of myself as a journalist, and that's it.
Terry Pratchett
#4. What are my options?" she asked as I climbed into the driver's seat. "Meaningless euphemisms at one end and your full-on Unseen University at the other," I said. "The Unseen University is a bit like Hogwart's - " Stephanopoulos cut me off. "I have read some Terry Pratchett," she said.
Ben Aaronovitch
#5. Michael Connelly's Series Order Diana Gabaldon's Series Order Patricia Cornwell's Series Order Fern Michael's Series Order Robert Ludlum's Series Order Harlan Coben's Series Order Terry Pratchett's Series Order J.A. Jance's Series Order Tom Clancy's
A.J. Stone
#6. In memory of Terry Pratchett,
who showed us all how it's done
Charles Stross
#7. If I had been Terry Pratchett the farmer, or Terry Pratchett the dentist, nobody would have paid any attention if I had announced I had Alzheimer's. But there is something fascinating about an author losing the power over words.
Terry Pratchett
#8. Lesson learned: Never take Melatonin and then read Terry Pratchett. It causes really weird dreams
Karren Bennett
#9. Genre fiction, as Terry Pratchett has pointed out, is a stew. You take stuff out of the pot, you put stuff back. The stew bubbles on.
Neil Gaiman
#10. Sir Terry Pratchett - he was knighted in 2009, and on him it looked earned rather than entitled - wrote about dragons, wizards, turtles, witches, time-travelling monks, and suitcases with legs.
Nick Harkaway
#11. You know, sometimes I envy you. It must be nice to be a wolf. Just for a while." "It has its drawbacks." Like fleas, she thought, as they locked up the museum. And the food. And the constant nagging feeling that you should be wearing three bras at once.
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#12. The apothecary's name was Owlglass. He hummed to himself as he worked in his back room. He'd found a new type of blue fluff, which he was grinding down. It was probably good for curing something. He'd have to try it out on people until he found out what.
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#13. It was a large room, heavily outfitted with the usual badly ventilated furnaces, rows of bubbling crucibles, and one stuffed alligator. Things floated in jars. The air smelled of a limited life expectancy.
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#15. Yeah, I suppose it was a history. I wanted it to be more of a geography, but she kept slappin' my hand.' Trev
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#17. People kept on talking about the true king of Ankh-Morpork, but history taught a cruel lesson. It said - often in words of blood - that the true king was the one who got crowned."
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#18. He wondered how much trouble he could get into for shooting non-American civilians.
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#19. Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man!
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#20. Ah, I know that," said Tiffany, as the boat rocked on the swell. "Whales aren't dangerous, because they just eat very small things ... "
"Row like the blazes, lads!" Rob Anybody yelled.
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#22. There was once a caustic comment from someone suggesting I was breeding a new race. Fans from different countries have married, amazing things like that. I've been to some of the weddings. I went to one here the other day, a pagan ceremony.
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#23. No one actually saw it land, which raised the interesting philosophical point: When millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, but there is no one to hear it, does it - philosophically speaking - make a noise?
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#24. My father always said, he said, Do not peddle in the affairs of wizards ...
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#25. The street was full of animals, milling around uncertainly. When animals are in a state of uncertainty they get nervous, and the street was already, as it were, paved with anxiety.
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#27. By the time you write the last page you have done half the book. The other half tends to get done in about five weeks; I do several drafts, very, very furiously rewriting. I literally do more or less nothing else and I stick with it and go through it and I begin to hate it.
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#28. And Unseen University took tradition very seriously, at least when it remembered to.
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#29. It always amazed Vimes how Nobby got along with practically everyone. It must, he'd decided, have something to do with the common denominator. In the entire world of mathematics there could be no denominator as common as Nobby.
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#30. Don't you understand?" snarled Rincewind. "We are going over the Edge, godsdammit!"
"Can't we do anything about it?"
"No!"
"Then I can't see the sense in panicking," said Twoflower calmly.
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#33. Everything happens for a reason, except possibly football.
(in Thief of Time)
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#34. Ach, people are always telling us not to do things" said Rob Anybody, "that's how we ken the most interesting things to do.
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#35. Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
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#36. My word, we live and learn, don't we.' And you certainly learn, he added in the privacy of his head.
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#37. And now, because of a song, Vimes, a simple piece of music, Vimes, soft as a breath, stranger than a mountain, some very powerful states have agreed to work together to heal the problems of another autonomous state and, almost as collateral, turn some animals into people at a stroke.
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#38. He moved in a way that suggested he was attempting the world speed record for the nonchalant walk.
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#39. This is not a book about Australia. No, it's about somewhere entirely different which happens to be, here and there, a bit ... Australian. Still ... no worries, right?
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#40. You run away a lot," said one of the voices. "That is good. You are a survivor." "Survivor? I've nearly been killed dozens of times!" "Exactly.
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#41. When the whole point was that the Devil hardly ever made anyone do anything. He didn't have to.
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#42. Weddings are quite similar to funerals in that, apart from the main players, when it's all over, people are never quite sure what they should be doing next, which is why they see if there is any wine left.
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#43. He could hear his granny speaking. "No one's too poor to buy soap." Of course, many people were. But in Cockbill Street they bought soap just the same. The table might not have any food on it but, by gods, it was well scrubbed. That was Cockbill Street, where what you mainly ate was your pride.
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#44. To be a leader you have to learn to shout! But after you've learned to shout, you have to learn not to!
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#45. Fascinating, said the Patrician, and went back to not listening to Dibbler. He had not got where he was today by bothering how things worked. It was how people worked that intrigued him.
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#46. The English, by and large, being a crass and indolent race, were not as keen on burning women as other countries in Europe.
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#47. There are many rhymes about magpies, but none of them is very reliable because they are not the ones that the magpies know themselves.
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#48. Look, he said to his imagination, if this is how you're going to behave, I shan't bring you again.
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#49. A unicorn is a big horse that comes to a point, really
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#50. She gave him a wink which would have got a younger woman jailed.
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#51. Thieves OUT, Thieves OUT!" cackled his elderly companion." Several others took
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#52. You are concerned citizens." He knew about concerned citizens. Wherever they were, they all spoke the same private language, where "traditional values" meant "hang someone." He did not have a problem with this, broadly speaking, but it never hurt to understand your employer.
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#53. Tell someone you are going to rob them and all that will happen is that you'll get a reputation as a truthful man.
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#54. If you want something done, give it to someone who's busy!
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#55. In a cottage deep in the forest lived the wicked old witch ... it was a cottage out of the nastier kind of fairy tale
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#57. One of the things forgotten about the human spirit is that while it is, in the right conditions, noble and brave and wonderful, it is also, when you get right down to it, only human.
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#58. There was a much smaller room on the other side. It was merely the size of, say, a cathedral. And it was lined floor to ceiling with more hourglasses that Susan could just see dimly in the light from the big room. She stepped inside and snapped her fingers.
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#59. Peace?' said Vetinari. 'Ah, yes, defined as period of time to allow for preparation for the next war.
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#60. YOU FEAR TO DIE?
It's not that I don't want ... I mean, I've always ... it's just that life is a habit that's hard to break ...
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#61. I never understood that story, anyway," said Nanny. "I mean, if I knew I'd got a heel that would kill me if someone stuck a spear in it, I'd go into battle wearing very heavy boots -
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#62. It's not that he doesn't appreciate beauty, he just appreciates it in his own way. I mean, if a poet sees a daffodil he stares at it and writes a long poem about it, but Twoflower wanders off to find a book on botany.
Terry Pratchett
#63. WHERE'S MY COW?!
IS THAT MY COW?!
HRRRUUUUGGGH!!!!
THAT'S NOT MY COW!
THAT'S A HIPPOPOTAMOUS!
Terry Pratchett
#64. The Library was a dangerous place because of all the magical books, which was true enough, but what made it really one of the most dangerous places there could ever be was the simple fact that it was a library.
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#65. The past needs to be remembered. If you do not know where you come from, then you don't know where you are, and if you don't know where you are, then you don't know where you're going.
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#66. There was a click. There was a noise like a partridge. There was a thud.
There was silence.
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#68. Like many people of limited intellectual scope, Snouty did take what he could do very seriously.
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#69. Only an academic could state the obvious and pass it off as wisdom." -Moist Von Lipwig (T.P., Going Postal)
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#70. It makes you wonder if there is anything to astrology after all.' 'Oh, there is,' said Susan. 'Delusion, wishful thinking and gullibility.
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#71. They didn't have to be funny - they were father jokes.
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#72. 'Discworld' is taking something that you know is ridiculous and treating it as if it is serious, to see if something interesting happens when you do so.
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#73. The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.
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#74. Too much alleged 'fantasy' is just empty sugar, life with the crusts cut off.
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#75. It seems sensible to me that we should look to the medical profession, that over the centuries has helped us to live longer and healthier lives, to help us die peacefully among our loved ones in our own home without a long stay in God's waiting room.
Terry Pratchett
#76. There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were ... what was the word ... deshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style.
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#77. When they hunt, every dog knows the position of every other dog. I wanted them to understand the duality of team and player. The strength of the player is the team and the strength of the team is the player.
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#78. Nijel was one of those people who, if you say 'don't look now,' would immediately swivel his head like an owl on a turntable.
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#79. What's to be afraid of?' she managed. 'Us,' said Granny Weatherwax, smugly. The
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#80. Make ourselves attractive to students?" said the Archchancellor. "Mr Stibbons, the whole idea of a university is that it should be hard to get into.
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#81. Listen, Peaches, trickery is what humans are all about," said the voice of Maurice. "They're so keen on tricking one another all the time that they elect governments to do it for them.
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#82. Truthfully, without over-egging it, as I often do, the library and journalism, those things made me who I am.
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#83. The wizards were civilized men of considerable education and culture. When faced with being inadvertently marooned on a desert island they understood immediately that the first thing to do was place the blame
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#84. It was amazing to see that all people needed to make them happy was food and drink and other people.
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#85. Best way to get something done is to give it to someone who is busy, said Vetinari.
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#86. You got no soul, Cap'n," he said. "When a stranger comes into the city under the thrall of the dragon and challenges it with a glittery sword, weeell, there's only one outcome, ain't there? It's probably destiny.
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#87. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. (This is not actually true. The raid to Hell is paved with frozen door-to-door salesman. On weekends, many of the younger demons go ice skating down it.)
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#88. I know about people who talk about suffering for the common good. It's never bloody them! When you hear a man shouting "Forward, brave comrades!" you'll see he's the one behind the bloody big rock and the wearing the only really arrow-proof helmet!
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#89. Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
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#90. We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they're elected. Don't you?" "Why?" "It saves time.
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#92. I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation.
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#93. Sometimes I feel that the world is made up of sensible people who know the plot and bloody idiots who don't.
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#94. She was almost there. She could feel the weight of herself, the ponderousness of her body, the distant memories of the dawn of time when rock was molten and free. For the first time in her life she knew what it was like to have balconies.
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#95. People were people, even if they had four legs and had called themselves names like Dangerous Beans, which is the kind of name you gave yourself if you learned to read before you understood what all the words actually meant.
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#96. Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.
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#98. A rather jolly little pony, quite possibly wearing a straw hat with holes cut out for its ears.
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#99. High magic requires a great clarity of thought, you see, and women's talents do not lie in that direction. Their brains tend to overheat.
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#100. Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.
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