Quotes About Tanning

#1. Normally for photo shoots I get a full wax, some tanning, a facial.

Elizabeth Banks

#2. I just went to work for a vampire, was scared by a spider, and got knocked down by a tanning bomb. And that's just my day, not my week.

Rachel Caine

#3. I'm not a tanning bed person at all, but I'll get a spray tan.

Hillary Scott

#4. I'm pretty pale. In high school I was insecure and thought it'd be cool to go to a tanning bed. Now I just let it look the way it looks.

Taylor Swift

#5. I used to spray tan a lot when I was a teenager. The last time I got spray-tanned was for the Golden Globes. And I was like, 'I love spray-tanning so much.' I still really like it. But it definitely makes me look like I have leprosy, after a point.

Emma Stone

#6. The whole notion of the nursing home was something dreamed up by people like my mother; American women with sunglasses, always searching for their tanning lotion or cigarette lighters.

David Sedaris

#7. I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

Pauly D

#8. Tanning is tricky, because a lot of people just look orange.

Laura Linney

#9. I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.

Lisa Snowdon

#10. They built these little tanning booths for Brooke and I to do nothing but lay down and tan all over.

Christopher Atkins

#11. Well in two months, it'd be sunbathing time. That made me smile. I enjoyed lying in the sun in a little bikini, timing myself carefully so I didn't burn. I loved the smell of coconut oil. And I don't want to hear any lectures about how bad tanning is for you. That's my vice. Everybody gets one.

Charlaine Harris

#12. He looks me up and down blankly. 'So. No Speedos?'
'I left them in my other bag with my muscle shirts and tanning spray. You?

Melissa Keil

#13. Chadron had a water tower, grain elevators, a tanning salon, a video rental store, a small liberal arts college, a Hardee's, a stoplight, and a curling yellow sign in the pet store window that read, 'Hamsters and Tarantulas Featured Today.'

Poe Ballantine

#14. Back then they used different chemicals in the tanning process. They prevent ocean bacteria from eating away at whatever is inside. A leather bag from the early 1900's is like a time capsule.

Giselle Fox

#15. I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back.

Kelly Ripa

#16. leathery tan face and eyes popping from white rings of flesh left by tanning goggles, had his head so far up his ass that he needed a snorkel to breathe. At least most thought so.

Gregg Olsen

#17. Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time.

Chuck Palahniuk

#18. No town-bred dandy will compare with a country-bred one- I mean a downright bumpkin dandy- a fellow that, in the dog-days of summer, will mow his two acres in buckskin gloves for fear of tanning his hands.

Herman Melville

#19. Surfing is not my strong point. And ... I don't really have a tan. I go to the tanning place, the one that sprays you with color.

Lori Loughlin

#20. But in the early 1900s, the medical profession began to promote the health benefits of tanning. Workers were increasingly moving into factories where complexions grew pallid, as the upper classes spent more time outside playing sports.

Anonymous

#21. In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

Olivia Wilde

#22. What happened to your face?"

"What happened to yours?" I retorted. "You look like a damn Oompa Loompa. You should lay off the spray tanning, Lea.

Jenny Trout

#23. Sometimes I've sat outside, not to tan, but as a result of that I ended up tanning slightly.

Julian Casablancas

#24. Why? You want to know why? Step into a tanning booth and fry yourself for two or three days. After your skin bubbles and peels off, roll in coarse salt, then pull on long underwear woven from spun glass and razor wire. Over that goes your regular clothes, as long as they are tight.

Laurie Halse Anderson

#25. Unfortunately, my army consists of one unreliable criminal, one girl with a
disability, and one incredibly foolish young vampire with a tanning issue. I am not confident.

Rachel Caine

#26. Someone with a figure like Jennifer Aniston has a trainer, a cook spinning out some version of the latest diet, and probably a stop at the tanning salon.

Amanda Peet

#27. I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan.

Nicole Polizzi

#28. People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself.

Nicole Polizzi

#29. The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? This whole thing could be funded by the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'

Jay Leno

#30. I love the sun but don't have the time to get a good tan and keep it year-round, so I am a huge fan of tanning products.

Kim Kardashian

#31. New vampires are discouraged from trying to return to their normal human routines. Especially if those routines include tanning or working as a fireman. Your day will not end well.

Molly Harper

#32. I've gone to a tanning bed.

Ryan Seacrest

#33. Even though sugar was very expensive, people consumed it till their teeth turned black, and if their teeth didn't turn black naturally, they blackened them artificially to show how wealthy and marvelously self-indulgent they were.

Bill Bryson

#34. It's hard to be always the same person,

Dorothea Tanning

#35. He had the kind of real deep tan that rich people spent ages trying to achieve with expensive holidays and bits of tinfoil, when really all you need to do to obtain one is work your arse off in the open air everyday.

Terry Pratchett

#36. Art has always been the raft onto which we climb to save our sanity. I don't see a different purpose for it now.

Dorothea Tanning

#37. How do I like to spend my day off? I like to hit up the juice bar, the bookstore, tan, and then flirt with the pharmacy tech at Walmart.

Crystal Woods

#38. Keep your eye on your inner world and keep away from ads, idiots and movie stars.

Dorothea Tanning