Top 16 Quotes About Storks: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Storks

#1. I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles.

#2. I am often on guard over the Russians. In the darkness one sees their forms move like stick storks, like great birds. They come close up to the wire fence and lean their faces against it. Their fingers hook round the mesh.

Erich Maria Remarque

#3. But without most of the stuff I just listed above, Whole Foods would not exist. That organic food didn't arrive on the store shelves via an incredibly disciplined group of storks. I've seen the semis out in front and they don't harness the power of yoga and haikus.

Greg Gutfeld

#4. But to measure cause and effect ... you must ensure that a simple correlation, however tempting it may be, is not mistaken for a cause. In the 1990s the stork population of Germany increased and the German at-home birth rate rose as well. Shall we credit storks for airlifting the babies?

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#5. Babies are not brought by storks and poets are not produced by workshops.

James Fenton

#6. We women of America tell you that America is not a democracy. Twenty million women are denied the right to vote.

Alice Paul

#7. In the beginning (if there was such a thing), God created Newton's laws of motion together with the necessary masses and forces. This is all; everything beyond this follows from the development of appropriate mathematical methods by means of deduction.

Albert Einstein

#8. I'm a stranger behind the same set of eyes that the girl in the photo holds.

Amanda Steele

#9. Some people think football [soccer] is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

Bill Shankly