Quotes About Stoners

#1. With more and more states legalizing marijuana, companies are lining up to create the first marijuana breathalyzer. Officials say the toughest part is getting stoners to stop trying to inhale off the breathalyzer.

Jimmy Fallon

#2. My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50 an hour. All the fleabags and stoners worked there, so that's where I wanted to be.

Jared Leto

#3. Stoners just got a powerful new ally in the fight to legalize marijuana - conservative broadcaster Pat Robertson. He said it's time to 'you know, legalize it, tax it, and keep it away from Mel Gibson.'

Craig Ferguson

#4. I actually don't smoke weed, but I've played a lot of stoners - especially with Seth Rogen.

James Franco

#5. Stoners are cute; junkies are sad.

Kevin Smith

#6. we Stoners must be peaceful, unarmed, and open to nonviolence. It's up to us to be the example of how peace is possible. Work for peace, evolve.

Withered Tree

#7. [Jews are] murderers of the Lord, assassins of the prophets, rebels against God, God haters, ... advocates of the devil, race of vipers, slanderers, calumniators, dark-minded people, leaven of the Pharisees, sanhedrin of demons, sinners, wicked men, stoners, and haters of righteousness.

Gregory Of Nyssa

#8. I guess what's so frustrating about the drug movement is that it's not much of a movement that's too many stoners involved.

Bill Maher

#9. I didn't answer. Mr. Dowater had a reputation for deadpan humor, a humor that was strangely similar to the low-level, sarcastic sniper fire offered by the school's underbleacher population of stoners and class-cutters. It didn't really pay to engage it. After

Ethan Canin

#10. Kristina, the stoners accept everyone. How does that make you special?

Ellen Hopkins

#11. Like a brain surgeon who drinks a martini when he's not on call, the successful kids in your school may smoke pot on occasion, but they are not stoners.

Bill O'Reilly

#12. Attempt the end, and never stand to doubt. Nothing's so hard but search will find it out.

Robert Herrick

#13. I don't think I'm a good-enough songwriter.

Gin Wigmore

#14. Simplicity is no longer presented as a virtue. The value of complex and difficult language has been preached with such insistence that the public has begun to believe the lack of clarity must be a sign of artistic talent.

John Ralston Saul

#15. I'm a smoker, my name is Snoop Dogg, and I'm a stoner.

Snoop Dogg

#16. I have no choice of living or dying, you see, sir
but I do have a choice of how I do it. If I tell them not to fight, they will be sorry, but they will fight. If I tell them to fight, they will be glad, and I who am not a very brave man will have made them a little braver.

John Steinbeck

#17. The Enlightenment view of mankind is a complete myth. It leads us into thinking we're sane and rational creatures most of the time, and we're not.

J.G. Ballard

#18. If I were really, truly in love with someone who was truly in love with me, then I would get married, but that would be the only reason I'd get married.

Tracey Emin

#19. You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?

Jim Breuer

#20. We are nowhere forbidden to laugh, or be satisfied with food ... or to be delighted with music or to drink wine.

John Calvin

#21. I think long-lasting, healthy relationships are more important than the idea of marriage. At the root of every successful marriage is a strong partnership.

Carson Daly

#22. 'Hill Street,' because of the wacky nature of many of our characters, really allowed us to indulge a kind of cheek-to-jowl juxtaposition of high drama with very low humor.

Steven Bochco

#23. Life is a process. We are a process. The universe is a process.

Anne Wilson Schaef

#24. Opportunity meets you at your level of expectation.

Bill Bartmann

#25. Objects let you tell a narrative that encompasses everybody. Texts don't.

Neil MacGregor

#26. Understand the value of work and know that you get out of life what you earn. Some things have to be taken, its not given to you, they are not handing out multimillion dollar contracts or degrees, you have to use your brain!

Eric Thomas

#27. The best book I read in 2007 was Stoner by John Williams. It's perhaps the best book I've read in years.

Stephen Elliott

#28. Violence is a dark contrast to what so many of us still believe in
love.

Robi Ludwig