G.L. Tomas Quotes

#1. She must have been a soccer player or tennis or something 'cause she was definitely packing "the Serena.

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#2. Is oral sex bad?

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#3. I sat down with little time to prepare for my back being ambushed by the wintry digits otherwise known as Tetra's toes.

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#4. backseat of Kip's car after this one time he sat in something he'd rather not admit to. It

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#5. the odds be ever in your favor,

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#6. I was mortified when I ran into Kip Matherstein, who I was sure would rag on me. Instead, he spent the next twenty minutes helping me calm her down.

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#7. And yet this close, it took great effort to take my eyes off of him.

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#8. I'm just happy we're cool. I just want to go back to being the type of friends who have fun. Give each other rides. Bury dead bodies together. Be each other's alibis.

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#9. Brittany was "hot".Perhaps she was.She wore many layers and summer weather was still in reach.

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#10. I freaking love this girl

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#11. We teased each other all the time, so we were harmless, but I never missed the chance to tell her that her man was lucky.

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#12. didn't know a person alive that can hold onto a hundred bucks for an entire year when you had a penchant for all things Avatar. That glider replica I bought

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#13. I was down on the floor in a pile of DVDs and mixtapes, faced with 135 pounds (or was it 145?) of angry mom. She pressed hard on my chest with her foot,

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#14. But it's Timothy Ferreiro if you're nasty.

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#15. When she ignored me, I had no choice. Was it a suicide mission? Yes. Was I evil for exploiting her only weakness? Probably. She had left me no choice. It was go hard or go home.

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#16. Sai-Liber is my family name.Much like Wayfairer.You may call me Tetraphrimaportacheeq.It is much simpler."
To who? I'd barely got it out the first time.

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#17. Closed mouths didn't get fed.

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#18. I still don't think monogamy is for everyone. But it's worked for us. And I wasn't ashamed to admit Teddy still gave me butterflies sometimes. When

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#19. but I'd only had sex once my entire life. And it'd been great. All five minutes of it.

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#20. I'd rather wake up to a blanket full of spiders than for my new roomie to catch me with an accidental hard-on.

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#21. I wanted a partner; I wanted it to be sweet. But sometimes the need couldn't wait. Sometimes the need made me a monster.

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#22. That dress does not fit you." Margaret laughed and tried to zip the dress up again, swearing when the zipper broke.

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#23. The guy had a load of piercings, including an eye-grabbing one on his lower left lip. Not that I was looking, but if I were? I'd say it brought a lot of attention to his mouth.

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#24. I meditate daily for a total of three hours,

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#25. Wait a second, Naima. We should stop. I don't want you to think we have to do anything we can't walk back from.

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#26. Confession: I've wanted to do that since the day that I met you.

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#27. It was the guy from the counter.

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#28. trying to embarrass me? You don't ask for bags at a farmer's market. Is you crazy?

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#29. He pulled his mouth from mine, and it confused me. Hell, looking into his eyes now baffled me. "Greene, you're gonna make me ruin you." "So ruin me.

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