Quotes About Status Update

#1. Sometimes I write "drink coffee" on my to-do list just to feel like I've accomplished something. - STATUS UPDATE

Darynda Jones

#2. To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#3. THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING BAD",and Tiny shouts back, "I GOT DUMPED BY STATUS UPDATE," and I answer, "YEAH, I NOTICED I MEAN,HE COULD HAVE AT LEAST TEXTED. OR EMAILED. OR SENT A PASSENGER PIGEON.

John Green

#4. There's a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. That's ridiculous. I don't need someone to change my status when I die. I need them to water my Farmville crops.

Jimmy Fallon

#5. Ignore errors in updates because you never know the context in real life, mobile or otherwise.

David Chiles

#6. Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after

Henry David Thoreau

#7. You might be addicted to social media if you check your profile in the middle of conversations, or if you update your status the moment you wake up, or if you feel antsy when you've been unplugged for a while.

Kyle Tennant

#8. Writing is not a hobby. Collecting stamps or coins is a hobby. Writing is a calling.

Barbara Abercrombie

#9. Netiquette Positive Word of The Day: Beautiful - Highly appealing to the senses and mind.

David Chiles

#10. It is proper Netiquette to provide positive reinforcement, feedback, for posts we Like.

David Chiles

#11. The loudspeaker on the wall crackles, hisses, and suddenly announces, in astonishingly soothing tones, that a train is going to be delayed. An ocean swell of sighs ripples through the waiting room.

Andrei Makine

#12. Our sympathy is cold to the relation of distant misery.

Edward Gibbon

#13. If you can't stop thinking about someone's update, that's called status cling.

Jessica Park

#14. I played a practice round with Hubert [Green] the other day, and when we got to the ninth green, I heard a fan say, "Why does Hubert have two caddies?"

Ken Green

#15. Social media is changing the way we communicate and the way we are perceived, both positively and negatively. Every time you post a photo, or update your status, you are contributing to your own digital footprint and personal brand.

Amy Jo Martin

#16. Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they'll spend some of it on you.

Jaron Lanier

#17. As a sign of human nature, the pumpkin embodied unbounded lust or lack of civility; as a symbol of a place, it represented the untamed natural bounties of North America; and as an emblem of a way of life, it stood for a rustic peasant existence.

Cindy Ott

#18. I'm a secular priest ordained by training, experience, and, most important, the willingness to accept the mantle of command. That willingness encompasses the realization that failure is easy, and such failure could kill me or, worse, kill someone else.

Laurence Gonzales

#19. We came upon a massacre at the Shrine of Prometheus. The humans were ripped to shreds. There was no one ieft alive to say what happened, said Eros.

Wynn Mercere

#20. Nothing wrong with wanting to go home.

Stephon Marbury

#21. Despite what novels implied, vampirism did not make stalking sexy.

Thomm Quackenbush

#22. Make friends not enemies. Compliment do not criticize. Like.

David Chiles

#23. Be sure that you think on whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things. PHIL. 4:8.

Joseph Murphy