Quotes About Stapler

#1. I gripped the stapler even harder and felt like a fool planning to battle a crazy man with a stapler that even, I suddenly remembered, contained no staples. Well, strike that line of defense.

Charlaine Harris

#2. (A revolver is) just a tool, really, like stapler. A stapler that punch through a person. Pin them. Drive blunt metal through flesh and bone.

Mohsin Hamid

#3. I just met my new boss," she groaned into the phone. "Or more specifically, I threw an industrial-strength stapler at his head.

Nalini Singh

#4. Friendship is like a stapler,when it is used to bind to pages the pages are bound tightly but when the stapler is used to remove the pin the pages are left torn forever

Abhishek R

#5. Be the Mick Jagger of the mailroom, the Warren Buffet of bookkeeping and the Bono of stapler selling.

Robin S

#6. So you have a choice. You can leave quietly or I can call the police after I wang you with my stapler.

Nicole Hamlett

#7. Here is a drawing of a stapler:

Dave Eggers

#8. Welcome to my dungeon. It's not much," Linc said as he cleaned off a chair for her. "But ... it's
not much." He dumped the files and books on the floor.
"The nice thing about starting at the bottom is, you can't get any lower."
"If I'm a good boy, I'll get my own stapler

Nora Roberts

#9. I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head.

Tana French

#10. Yeah, well, if he tries, I'm going to burn his office down to his red stapler.

Kim Harrison

#11. The paper, the stapler, the staples, the tape. It makes me sick. Physical things. Forty years of loving someone becomes staples and tape.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#12. My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High ... the only problem was, my English teacher was a guy ... I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers.

Eminem

#13. We'd seen firsthand how the man handled a crisis. If Marcia decided suddenly to brandish a stapler in a half-threatening manner, he'd fumble with his Motorola and forget his name.

Joshua Ferris

#14. When I was 8, my favorite toy was a stapler. My brother was afraid of me.

Emily Procter

#15. I picked up the nearest weapon I could lay my hands on: a stapler. I lifted it, going for "menacing." I admit it lacked a certain elegance, but hey. It was worth a shot. David placed his hand on my arm and pushed it back down.
"What?"
"Just ... that's embarrassing for all of us," he replied.

Rachel Hawkins

#16. Will someone please tell me why you all call me 'Sparky'?" she burst out in frustration. "And if I get stabbed one more time tonight I'm going to lose it!" she added, rounding on Jason, who was sneaking up behind her holding a stapler.

Josephine Angelini

#17. That didn't sound much like a date, Rosie thought. Useful wasn't a word you used about a date. It was a word you used about a stapler.

Jenny Colgan

#18. Thank Artemis, it is you! That little scar on your lip
you tried to eat a stapler when you were two!"
...
Hedge nodded like he approved of Jason's taste. "Staplers
excellent source of iron.

Rick Riordan

#19. My gods! She told me you were dead!" She gripped Jason's face and seemed to be examining everything about it. "Thank Artemis, it is you. That little scar on your lip - you tried to eat a stapler when you were two!

Rick Riordan

#20. If you always use your stapler in one place, keep it there, instead of thinking that all the office supplies should go in one place. I've moved a lot of things around in my house because of that.

Gretchen Rubin

#21. Creative work is more accurately a machine that digs down and finds stuff, emotional stuff that will someday be raw material that can be used to produce more stuff, stuff like itself - clay to be available for future use.

David Byrne

#22. You can't forge a relationship with learned helplessness, you can only force one and it will always be tenuous. There is always the possibility the peregrine will rediscover the strength of his heart.

Rebecca K. O'Connor

#23. Peace can only be achieved by letting go of the past and accepting what is.

Abhishek Kumar

#24. Pirates have always fascinated me.

Tanith Lee

#25. I am convinced we do not only love ourselves in others but hate ourselves in others too.

Georg C. Lichtenberg

#26. What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do

James Patterson

#27. Music is an extraordinary vehicle for expressing emotion - very powerful emotions. That's what draws millions of people towards it. And, um, I found myself always going for these darker places and - people identify with that.

Annie Lennox

#28. In normal life, I'm just kind of chill. I don't normally get that angry.

Katrina Law

#29. If you're not actively involved in getting what you want, you don't really want it.

Peter McWilliams

#30. God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.

Voltaire

#31. The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities.

Vic Braden

#32. The man she wanted existed only in the romantic novels she was reading. She had met him. But he would never meet her.

Mary Papas

#33. My first fight. I fought a girl that was a little bit heavier, a little bit more experienced and I was petrified because I didn't know what I was getting myself into. And I did really well against her and nobody believed it was my first fight.

Gina Carano