Quotes About Spongebob

#1. The claim that SpongeBob makes your child dumber is a causal claim. If you do X, Y will happen. To prove that, you'd have to show that if you forced the children in the no-TV households to watch SpongeBob and changed nothing else about their lives, they would do worse in school.

Emily Oster

#2. In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.

David Hasselhoff

#3. Cartoons are the best stuff on TV. 'Wonder Showzen,' 'Aqua Teen,' 'SpongeBob,' and, of course, 'South Park' - one of the funniest shows ever made.

Akiva Schaffer

#4. I'd rather watch SpongeBob with with Kimmy than talk to you. At least that stupid yellow sponge tries to make sense.

Lora Leigh

#5. I do like a lot of things that a lot of adults would scoff at. 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' 'Looney Tunes.'

R.L. Stine

#6. You are normal, even if it was you in that video. Normal human beings do crazy shit sometimes. One time I let this guy dress up as SpongeBob SquarePants while we had sex.

Taylor Bell

#7. What the hell is a SpongeBob?

Madeleine Urban

#8. Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?

James Patterson

#9. SpongeBob is a good role model as far as imaginary creatures go. He works hard and his emotional highs are very high, he's either giddy or utterly devastating and crying like a lawnsprinkler ... SpongeBob is bipolar.

Tom Kenny

#10. They'd rather see Scooby Doo or Spongebob than Daddy talking about the latest Wall Street Journal editorial. You do what you have to do to get your kids ready for school.

Joe Scarborough

#11. Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.

Stephen Colbert

#12. I just finished an episode of a new show called 'Century City.' It's like 'Law & Order' set in the future, and I have a very dramatic role in that. I have to sob and weep and wail. It was very hard. When it was done, I was like, 'OK, time to watch 'SpongeBob!'

Cayden Boyd

#13. I remember watching SpongeBob and laughing as he and Patrick irritated Squidward. Mom

Apryl Baker

#14. From SpongeBob to Finding Nemo ... I'm still trying to decide which one I like more.

Kevin Federline

#15. The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money to buy 30 seconds during 'Spongebob Squarepants.'

Craig Ferguson

#16. I connect to SpongeBob in a way; like, that's the homie. He can chill on the corner with me.

Theophilus London

#17. I watch a lot of cartoons. I watch a lot of "SpongeBob SquarePants" and "Phineas and Ferb."

Colin Kaepernick

#18. I have someone else clean my house so that it will actually get cleaned, and I let kids in my house survive on Peeps and 'SpongeBob.'

Julia London

#19. The boulevard was awash with the curious and the shocked as wave after wave of tourist crashed into the unmoving masses of families who had just witnessed a brawl between The Incredible Hulk and SpongeBob Squarepants over territory, boundaries and the age old issue of ownership.

David Louden

#20. 'SpongeBob SquarePants' is a great show, and it centers on a character that is courageously nice. Why is SpongeBob interesting? It's because he has passion. He has a passion for chasing jellyfish.

Vince Gilligan

#21. Patrick: I'm mad. SpongeBob: What's the matter, Patrick? Patrick: I can't see my forehead.

Ann Brashares

#22. I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine!
-random kid talking to Ari

James Patterson

#23. Unfortunately most easily-digested entertainment has as much actual content as a Spongebob Squarepants episode, so the trick is to try to fit actual nourishing content into enjoyable entertainment.

Jeffrey Lewis

#24. Elves, pixies, gnomes- the Moomins, Chorlton and the Wheelies, SpongeBob SquarePants- they all tried to invade you at some point.

Jacqueline Rayner

#25. Whenever I'm sad, I just put on 'SpongeBob' and I cheer up.

Richard Harmon

#26. How about that? You can hear NFL Films music on everything from 'SpongeBob SquarePants' to 'Deep Throat.'

Steve Sabol

#27. Who lives in a pineapple under your jeans?" He sang softly. "SpongeBob booty pants!" He ended his little song with a soft slap to my rear.

L.D. Davis

#28. Did I mention he was wearing a onesie? I'm talking a legit, full-grown man in a SpongeBob onesie.

Colleen Hoover

#29. Do you feel it now Mr. Krabbs?

SpongeBob SquarePants

#30. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Patrick Star

#31. I don't have time for this I've got to go pick a fight with a muscular stranger.

Stephen Hillenburg