Quotes About Spongebob Squarepants

#1. The boulevard was awash with the curious and the shocked as wave after wave of tourist crashed into the unmoving masses of families who had just witnessed a brawl between The Incredible Hulk and SpongeBob Squarepants over territory, boundaries and the age old issue of ownership.

David Louden

#2. In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.

David Hasselhoff

#3. I do like a lot of things that a lot of adults would scoff at. 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' 'Looney Tunes.'

R.L. Stine

#4. You are normal, even if it was you in that video. Normal human beings do crazy shit sometimes. One time I let this guy dress up as SpongeBob SquarePants while we had sex.

Taylor Bell

#5. The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money to buy 30 seconds during 'Spongebob Squarepants.'

Craig Ferguson

#6. How about that? You can hear NFL Films music on everything from 'SpongeBob SquarePants' to 'Deep Throat.'

Steve Sabol

#7. Elves, pixies, gnomes- the Moomins, Chorlton and the Wheelies, SpongeBob SquarePants- they all tried to invade you at some point.

Jacqueline Rayner

#8. Unfortunately most easily-digested entertainment has as much actual content as a Spongebob Squarepants episode, so the trick is to try to fit actual nourishing content into enjoyable entertainment.

Jeffrey Lewis

#9. I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine!
-random kid talking to Ari

James Patterson

#10. 'SpongeBob SquarePants' is a great show, and it centers on a character that is courageously nice. Why is SpongeBob interesting? It's because he has passion. He has a passion for chasing jellyfish.

Vince Gilligan

#11. I watch a lot of cartoons. I watch a lot of "SpongeBob SquarePants" and "Phineas and Ferb."

Colin Kaepernick

#12. Do you feel it now Mr. Krabbs?

SpongeBob SquarePants

#13. Yer ticket fer Hogwarts," he said. "First o' September - King's Cross - it's all on yer ticket. Any problems with the Dursleys, send me a letter with yer owl, she'll know where to find me. . . . See yeh soon, Harry.

J.K. Rowling

#14. If there is a war to be fought, we don't consider cost one of the factors in deciding whether or not to fight.

Philip Pullman

#15. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Patrick Star

#16. No matter what we said, people would believe what they wanted to believe. The more we struggled, the more vulnerable we'd be.

Haruki Murakami

#17. It's what we do for each other that heals.

Deena Metzger

#18. Those who say they understand Chess, understand nothing

Robert Hubner

#19. I don't have time for this I've got to go pick a fight with a muscular stranger.

Stephen Hillenburg

#20. When I did small films like Lily and Buenos Vista, everyone thought my career would be ruined.

Leslie Caron

#21. I'd rather watch SpongeBob with with Kimmy than talk to you. At least that stupid yellow sponge tries to make sense.

Lora Leigh