Quotes About Smoke Alarm

#1. I don't choose stay in the state of sadness, any more than I would choose to stay in a room with the smoke alarm going off.

Gloria Jones

#2. I can sleep like a champion. I once slept through a smoke alarm going off. For three hours. In my bedroom.

Maureen Johnson

#3. She'd burned so many meals Jake thought the smoke alarm was the dinner bell.

Nancy Naigle

#4. The smoke alarm went off in the hallway upstairs, either to let us know the battery had just died or because the house was on fire.

Don DeLillo

#5. Every person I talk to has a story about how their smoke alarm went off or woke them up with a battery beeping. So you take it off the wall and you take the battery out and say 'screw this.' They hate the products.

Tony Fadell

#6. I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.

Tim Vine

#7. Anger, if not allowed to fester and grow out of proportion, is healthy, like a smoke alarm that if heeded can prevent all sorts of damage.

Sue Patton Thoele

#8. I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.

Mitch Hedberg

#9. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

Joan Rivers

#10. I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

Bob Monkhouse

#11. THE STAGGERING QUESTION "He said to me, 'Son of man, can these bones live?'" Ezekiel 37:3 Can a sinner be turned into a saint? Can a twisted life be made right? There is only one appropriate answer - "O Lord God, You know" (37:3).

Oswald Chambers

#12. Stories have no point if they don't absorb our terror.

Don DeLillo

#13. The only justification of private property," said Orren Boyle, "is public service.

Ayn Rand

#14. (talking about his father) 230 pounds of nickels in Sears slacks.

Bruce Springsteen

#15. This is your birthday treat, and you're supposed to enjoy it, I reminded myself. It was part of my normal existence to give myself instructions like this. Maybe other people acted and lived in total naturalness. I often wondered if they did. But me? I needed an operating manual.

Lauren Myracle

#16. If one thing frightens people, it is that so much happens, on earth and out in space, the reasons for which seem somehow to escape them, and they fill in the gap by putting it down to the gods.

Lucretius

#17. Now I should rather suppose there is no reason for it: it is the fashion to be unhappy. To have a reason for being so would be exceedingly commonplace: to be so without any is the province of genius.

Thomas Love Peacock

#18. The rules are simple and easily understood by anyone who has once seen the game, but to the totally uninitiated they appear to be hopelessly unintelligible.

John Adams Gilmer

#19. The country of Mexico has just gotten its first Taco Bell. You're Welcome. Finally, Mexicans will have access to ... Mexican food. Bon appetit. I can't imagine how confused they will be when they get a taco.

Jon Stewart

#20. Oh my God, you feel incredible." He breathed heavily against my ear. "Holy shit, I may never recover from this.

J. Sterling

#21. I need to do SOMETHING to make ME feel better about ME.

Rae Earl

#22. The incident had that rich savor of the ludicrous which neither pity nor charity can destroy. Unfortunately, she could not in decency share it with anybody; she could only enjoy it in lonely ecstasies of mirth.

Dorothy L. Sayers

#23. Some things are worse than death... If a man lives, he must still live with himself.

Timothy B. Tyson

#24. Money and power by themselves are a two-legged stool. You can balance on them for a while, but eventually you're going to topple over.

Arianna Huffington