Quotes About Slot Machines

#1. It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.

Malcolm Potts

#2. Slot machines are like crack for old people.

Keenen Ivory Wayans

#3. All our lives we are putting pennies - our most golden pennies - into penny-in-the-slot machines that are almost always empty.

Logan Pearsall Smith

#4. If you're going to create, create a lot. Creativity is not like playing the slot machines, where failure to win means you go home broke. With creativity, if you don't win, you're usually no worse off than if you hadn't played.

Scott Adams

#5. I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate.
Grandma Mazur

Janet Evanovich

#6. The diet book is one of those fool-and-money separation devices that seems, like roulette or slot machines, never to lose its power.

Christopher Hitchens

#7. I hope you know that television and computers are no more your friends, and no more increasers of your brainpower, than slot machines. All they want is for you to sit still and buy all kinds of junk, and play the stock market as though it were a game of blackjack.

Kurt Vonnegut

#8. The slot machines sit there like young courtesans, promising pleasures undreamed of, your deepest desires fulfilled, all lusts satiated.

Frank Scoblete

#9. If I had my wilderness, nature could be my lover. What can I do in the paved streets for my thirsty roots? I waste time. I encourage fools. I slip the vital hours into penny slot machines
to pass time, to start my stuck wheels only love can oil.

Elizabeth Smart

#10. I didn't much like Las Vegas. The noise of the place and the whole 24-hour, 'let's play the slot machines all night' culture of the place just left me cold.

James Nesbitt

#11. The public health. I hope you know that television and computers are no more your friends, and no more increasers of your brainpower, than slot machines.

Kurt Vonnegut

#12. It is in the interests of society to put the Pill into slot machines and to place cigarettes on prescription.

Malcolm Potts

#13. The Miccosukee facility in Miami only offers bingo, poker, and video gambling machines. Because it does not have slot machines or table games, the Miccosukee tribe doesn't need an agreement with the state. The Miccosukees only answer to the federal government.

Rick Scott

#14. As I stood there absorbing Hammett's novel, the slot machines at the back of the shop were clanking and whirring, and in the billiard room upstairs the perpetual poker game was being played.

Ross Macdonald

#15. I have been to the edge and lived to tell the tale..

Rebecca Wells

#16. Keke Rosberg is as calculating as a slot machine.

Louis Stanley

#17. In today's interdependent world, a threat to one becomes a menace to all. And no state can defeat these challenges and threats alone.

Michelle Bachelet

#18. God is not a slot machine. We don't go to God to get something; we go to give something.

Mother Angelica

#19. They are the new breed of slot machine-colorful, fancy, exciting, wonderful ... and deadly.

Frank Scoblete

#20. Keep the music going! We don't even GOT nothing and we keep the music going!

Kalamu Ya Salaam

#21. I used to always work in, like, warehouses, because if my boss gave me a rough time, I could just get on a forklift and just, like, drive away from him.

Bill Burr

#22. Some are able and humane men and some are low-grade individuals with the morals of a goat, the artistic integrity of a slot machine, and the manners of a floorwalker with delusions of grandeur.

Raymond Chandler

#23. There's is not enough money in Hollywood to lure me into making another picture with Joan Crawford. And I like money.

Sterling Hayden

#24. Grief is a closing that leads to an opening just exactly when you really don't want one.

Edward Fahey

#25. Better is it to perish in that howling infinite, than be ingloriously dashed upon the lee,

Herman Melville

#26. Laziness is love's opposite.

M. Scott Peck