Quotes About Santa's Little Helper

#1. Santa's Little Helper
Isn't it ironic that Homer calls his pet
the same name Marge calls his penis?

Beryl Dov

#2. Her lips tarried at mine. Baiting each other with the warmth of our breath, barely grazing, detouring, then connecting.

Craig Thompson

#3. For kids like me, being called childish can be a frequent occurrence. Every time we make irrational demands, exhibit irresponsible behavior, or display any other signs of being normal American citizens, we are called childish.

Adora Svitak

#4. The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.

Salvador Dali

#5. We have treated television as if it is not a mass medium, and we have been rewarded in kind.

David Simon

#6. Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.

Tim Conway

#7. Sabbath is the celebration of life beyond and outside productivity.

Walter Brueggemann

#8. The only thing worse than living with regret, is dying with regret.

Jewel E. Ann

#9. There are some things I keep sacred. My middle name. Who I sleep with. And what kind of hand moisturizer I use.

Johnny Weir

#10. I play damaged people a lot. I'm a Cancer. And I say that tongue and cheek, but I wear my heart on my sleeve. I'm a very emotional woman.

Hilarie Burton

#11. It may be necessary to make compromises in everyday politics, but we cannot compromise with our conscience.

Ludwig Erhard

#12. A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

Andre Maurois

#13. You have to be literate in today's world. We're not going to get away with not teaching boys to read.

Christina Hoff Sommers