Quotes About Red Beards

#1. I thought comedians had to have black on their faces or red beards.

Dorothy Gish

#2. His beard was thick and red - and annoyed his mother, who said only Hajis, men who had made the pilgrimage to Mecca, should grow red beards. His hair, however, was rather darker. His sky-eyes you know about. Ingrid had said, "They went mad with the colors when they made your face.

Salman Rushdie

#3. Since the pleasure of most foods is in the first few bites, eat one thing on your plate at a time, at least at the start of the meal when you can concentrate and enjoy the full flavors.

Mireille Guiliano

#4. It was the night before the end of the world.

Jeff Grubb

#5. He looked like he could tie a knot in a fire poker, eat it, and crap it out straight.

Megan Abbott

#6. The Bad Lands grade all the way from those that are almost rolling in character to those that are so fantastically broken in form and so bizarre in color as to seem hardly properly to belong to this earth.

Theodore Roosevelt

#7. In many ways, not fitting in has been a comedic asset and a comedic resource.

Jack Dee

#8. French bread? Is that a special term for a woman's pussy?

Jessica Clare

#9. The space elevator's not just another competitive technology, promoted by people who simply like the idea of diminishing the luster of the thrusters. It would open wide the doors to space.

Seth Shostak

#10. out of sight,out of mind

Homer

#11. How are we doing in the electronics field as opposed to, you know, we hear how advanced the Japanese are? Do you think we're still pretty competitive? Oh, yes.

Jack Kilby

#12. A chronicle is very different from history proper.

Howard Nemerov

#13. Dressed in their red suits and fake beards, they rang their bells like they were going for dog-spit gold at the Pavlov Olympics.

Christopher Moore

#14. His beard was all colors, a grove of trees in autumn, deep brown and fire-orange and wine-red, an untrimmed tangle across the lower half of his face. His cheeks were apple-red. He looked like a friend; like someone you had known all your life.

Neil Gaiman