Top 81 Quotes About Razors
#1. They all - Malcolm with his houses, Willem with his girlfriends, JB with his paints, he with his razors - sought comfort, something that was theirs alone, something to hold off the terrifying largeness, the impossibility, of the world, of the relentlessness of its minutes, its hours, its days.
Hanya Yanagihara
#2. A fellow in a market town, Most musical, cried razors up and down.
John Wolcot
#3. In today's disposable culture, we throw away people like we do razors, always assuming there's someone better out there to hang out with, or to work for- people who will never embarrass us, let us down or offend us.
Kelly Cutrone
#4. The box opens and the razors slide out, whisper sweet.
Used to be that my whole body was my canvas-hot cuts licking my ribs, ladder rungs climbing my arms, thick milkweed stalks shooting up my thighs.
Laurie Halse Anderson
#5. I have lived on a razors edge. So what if you fall off. I'd rather be doing something I wanted to do. I'd walk it again.
Georgia O'Keeffe
#6. The world's all razors, that cut you no matter what you do.
Ann Aguirre
#7. Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards.
Charles Stuart Calverley
#8. I went to electric razors so I would not have to look at myself in the morning.
Mario Cuomo
#11. The little shards of sleep that they allowed her turned into razors, slicing at her wits.
George R R Martin
#12. But nobody had ever gone over the top shouting 'A Higher Standard of Living!' or 'Hot Showers and Electric Razors!
Jerry Pournelle
#13. Beauty walks a razors edge, someday I'll make it mine.
Bob Dylan
#14. Over time, the ghosts of things that happened start to turn distant; once they've cut you a couple of million times, their edges blunt on your scar tissue, they wear thin. The ones that slice like razors forever are the ghosts of things that never got the chance to happen.
Tana French
#15. This town of Sheffield is very populous and large, the streets narrow, and the houses dark and black, occasioned by the continued smoke of the forges, which are always at work: Here they make all sorts of cutlery-ware, but especially that of edged-tools, knives, razors, axes, &. and nails
Daniel Defoe
#16. So ... he started to say. The dog statues bared their teeth and growled. Percy froze. Normally he liked dogs, but these glared at him with ruby eyes. Their fangs looked sharp as razors.
Rick Riordan
#17. I push back against him, meeting his forceful pounds with my eager pu*sy. Riding the razors edge of climactic heaven.
S.K. Logsdon
#18. I have sensitive skin, so I don't use regular razors. The Yankees make us stay cleanly shaven!
Mark Teixeira
#19. The whole world is like Whitewall's razors I burst out. It cuts us, and we bleed but there's no purpose to it.
Ann Aguirre
#20. But it was like a dance across a field strewn with razors, and I bled with every step I took.
Ann Aguirre
#22. Safety razors make it hard to grow beards in America: America would be a better place if there were a few bearded, savage, terrible old men.
Lewis Mumford
#23. It is with wits as with razors, which are never so apt to cut those they are employed on as when they have lost their edge.
Jonathan Swift
#24. But hope was a malicious, jagged thing, all spikes and razors that churned and cut deep in his guts. Hope was a great deal like fear. Jess
Rachel Caine
#25. You know what I like about disposable razors? They're disposable.
Kyan Douglas
#26. Some days there were more police in schools than students. Rumors spread that armed black marauders would ride through their neighborhoods shooting whites at random; that blacks were carrying knives and razors to school to turn girls' rooms into rape rooms. So whites started carrying them first.
Rick Perlstein
#27. Thus it happens that your true dull minds are generally preferred for public employ, and especially promoted to city honors; your keen intellects, like razors, being considered too sharp for common service. I
Washington Irving
#28. Even a fish can be used to commit a crime. I handled a murder case once. Some bitch cut off her husband's family jewels. You know what she used? A frozen tilapia she got out of the freezer! The spines along the back were like razors -
Liu Cixin
#29. You don't know what it's like to wake up in the middle of the night,
Scared at the thought of kissing razors
Vic Fuentes
#31. My songs are like Bic razors. For fun, for modern consumption. You listen to it, like it, discard it, then on to the next. Disposable pop.
Freddie Mercury
#32. A sidewalk vendor who was selling hubcaps, rhinestone-glittery straight razors, and Lone Star State flags embossed with the words DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS.
Stephen King
#33. There are songs about abortions, about slashing your arms with razors, about imagining your own funeral in New Orleans, about rock stars cheating on their wives, sex.
Courtney Love
#34. I found out too that you are bound to be jostled in "the crowded street of life." That in itself need not be dangerous unless you have the open razors of personal vanity in your pants pocket. The passers-by don't hurt you, but if you go around like that, they make you hurt yourself.
Zora Neale Hurston
#35. Together we all live every moment
On the very brink;
The razor's edge
Of ecstasy or disaster.
Scott Hastie
#36. Every match in the Euro is a dance on a razor's edge.
Otto Rehhagel
#37. He who knows how to shave the razor, will know how to erase the eraser.
Henri Michaux
#38. I never advocate that you should be lonely, or come to my shows and bring me your razor blade to show me that you don't cut anymore.
Andy Biersack
#39. Halloween is just a made up holiday, created by the razor blade industry.
Anthony Jeselnik
#40. I would give my best quartet for a good razor,
Joseph Haydn
#41. Architects must have a razor-sharp sense of individuality.
Richard Neutra
#42. Fischer Chess play was always razor-sharp, rational and brilliant. One of the best ever
Dave Regis
#43. Heather is the first interviewer to have ever caught me off guard. She has a razor sharp mind and a demeanor that could make her the next Barbara Walters.
Mark Joyner
#44. We did not flinch but gave our lives to save Greece when her fate hung on a razor's edge.
Simonides Of Ceos
#45. Rhetoric can be razor sharp, and just as one needs to take some comments seriously, others should not be.
Alexander Stubb
#46. The Americans cannot build aeroplanes. They are very good at refrigerators and razor blades.
Hermann Goring
#47. I'm cold as a razor blade, inches from madness.
Elton John
#48. As in smooth oil the razor best is whet, So wit is by politeness sharpest set; Their want of edge from their offence is seen, Both pain us least when exquisitely keen.
Edward Young
#49. Satire should, like a polished razor keen, Wound with a touch that's scarcely felt or seen.
Mary Wortley Montagu
#50. A successful razor can be made on the principles of the Gillette patent ... and the advance of anything known can be reached.
King C. Gillette
#51. There never was a sounder logical maxim of scientific procedure than Ockham's razor: Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem. That is to say; before you try a complicated hypothesis, you should make quite sure that no simplification of it will explain the facts equally well.
Charles Sanders Peirce
#52. Nonbeing must in some sense be, otherwise what is it that there is not? This tangled doctrine might be nicknamed Plato's beard; historically it has proved tough, frequently dulling the edge of Occam's razor.
Willard Van Orman Quine
#53. C is a razor-sharp tool, with which one can create an elegant and efficient program or a bloody mess.
Brian Kernighan
#54. We are all of us walking a razor's edge between darkness and light,
Ichabod
#55. If I ever acquire wisdom, I suppose I'll be wise enough to know what to do with it.
Lamar Trotti
#56. Those who talk on the razor-edge of double-meanings pluck the rarest blooms from the precipice on either side.
Logan Pearsall Smith
#57. I am feeling razor-sharp. Training sessions are really good. I feel that I am in peak condition. I know that I am ready for action.
David Ginola
#58. Turn the other cheek too often and you get a razor through it.
John Lydon
#59. Would you carry a razor, in case, just in case of depression?
David Bowie
#60. Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.
Jake Johannsen
#61. Why don't you swallow razor blades?
Lou Reed
#62. Life is a razor, you are always in hot water or a scrape.
John Updike
#64. Be not in despair, the way is very difficult, like walking on the edge of a razor; yet despair not, arise, awake, and find the ideal, the goal.
Swami Vivekananda
#65. Where does the hand become the wrist?
where does the neck become the shoulder? The watershed
and then the weight, whatever turns up and tips us over that
razor's edge
between something and nothing, between
one and the other.
Simon Armitage
#66. The tongues of mocking wenches are as keen
As is the razor's edge invisible.
William Shakespeare
#67. Life and death are balanced on the edge of a razor.
Homer
#68. The Kindle is just the razor. The books are the blades - ka-ching!
David Pogue
#69. Eli and Pigpen walk backward as a human shield as they fire, edging me toward my bike.
Katie McGarry
#70. We have a middle class that lives on a razor blade. So sometimes when you say poverty, you neglect a large portion of the population.
Elizabeth Edwards
#71. Highway One, Antarctica is a wonderful debut by a writer with razor-sharp insights to the human condition. Justin Herrmann is a voice I hope to hear more from, and soon. Excellent collection.
Jo-Ann Mapson
#72. A good picture, any picture, has to be bristling with razor blades.
Pablo Picasso
#73. Ringer, I don't want to burst your bubble, but - "
"You don't want to burst my bubble butt?"
"That sounded suspiciously like a joke.
Rick Yancey
#74. On the stage it is always now; the personages are standing on that razor-edge, between the past and the future, which is the essential character of conscious being.
Thornton Wilder
#75. I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor and surviving.
Marlon Brando
#76. All your dreams are made / When you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade
Noel Gallagher
#77. To endeavor to work upon the vulgar with fine sense is like attempting to hew blocks with a razor.
Alexander Pope
#78. Because of the myth of progress, it is much easier to sell a man an electric razor than a straight-edged one.
Jacques Ellul
#79. March 16th, Mike Tyson [vs.] Razor Ruddock, Razor Ruddock dies. If he doesn't die, it doesn't count. If he's not dead, it doesn't count.
Mike Tyson
#80. A common greeting was 'Well, Gillette, how's the razor?' If I had been technically trained, I would have quit.
King C. Gillette
#81. He who dares to speak with a razor sharp tongue, shall in end, bare the final scar.
Robert M. Hensel
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