Quotes About Racist Jokes

#1. Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren't funny - not because they're offensive, but because they're not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it's not funny.

Ricky Gervais

#2. To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct.

John Waters

#3. I was just, you know, kind of getting racist jokes, kind of being isolated from the group. So it was definitely hard. I would come home at night and just cry my eyes out,

Gabby Douglas

#4. I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them.

Daniel Tosh

#5. It was good, and nothing good is truly lost. It stays part of a person, becomes part of their character. So part of you goes everywhere with me. And part of me is yours, forever

Rosamunde Pilcher

#6. At their core, misogyny and racism are very similar modes of thinking. Both diminish and disrespect a class of people based on a trait that is wholly distinct from their ideas, their carriage and their conduct.

Dessa Darling

#7. Prayer is God's plan to supply man's great and continuous need with God's great and continuous abundance.

Edward McKendree Bounds

#8. Never ask a ninja if she can jump - it's degrading.

Rachel Van Dyken

#9. I would have done anything to stop the hitting. Anything. So much for human dignity, I think, a few whacks in the ribs and you're calling a fat guy God and eating soil at his request.

George Saunders

#10. Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.

Frank Carson

#11. What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

Finley Peter Dunne

#12. Electronics were rascals, and they lay awake nights trying to find some way to screw you during the day. You could not reason with them. They had a brain and intestines, but no heart.

Ernest K. Gann

#13. Most people who go to Rajasthan go to Udaipur, Jodhpur or Jaipur.

Gautam Singhania

#14. There is not a racist bone in my dad's body. He doesn't even laugh at distasteful jokes.

Alan Wilson

#15. I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit.

Daniel Tosh