Quotes About Public Toilets

#1. Control your expenses better than your competition. This is where you can always find the competitive advantage.

Sam Walton

#2. To the generous mind the heaviest debt is that of gratitude, when it is not in our power to repay it.

Benjamin Franklin

#3. I became interested in this question of whether you can build wormholes for interstellar travel. I realized that if you had a wormhole, the theory of general relativity by itself would permit you to go backward in time.

Kip Thorne

#4. Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider!

Prince William

#5. Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a private place in which to fellate?

Stephen Fry

#6. Inspiration gives no warnings.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#7. Clyde's mother was an ample, olive-dark woman with the worn and disappointed look of someone who had spent her life doing things for others: occasionally the mulling plaintiveness of her voice suggested that she regretted this.

Truman Capote

#8. It shouldn't have surprised her. Didn't she know better than almost anyone what sort of filth humans were capable of? But it did, every time, a sort of weary, miserable surprise that someone out there had found a new way to create pain. She

Stacia Kane

#9. Public toilets have a duty to be accessible, poetry does not.

Geoffrey Hill

#10. I have requested the corporates to evolve plans under corporate social responsibility to build clean toilets specially for girl students in schools. India should learn from foreign countries, where people are disciplined and do not litter in public places.

Narendra Modi

#11. A reporter who makes actual money for asking question so dumb they are surreal will inquire, How did you feel?

Stephen King

#12. I've been on sets where the turnaround is so fast and the budget so small that the actors have been asked to speed things up and save money by changing in the public toilets. There's no room for vanity at times like that. It's the best way: get on with it!

Anna Friel

#13. Big ideas we tend to like are the ones that seem impossible or crazy.

Bill Maris

#14. You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets.

Rainbow Rowell

#15. It is destroying me that I cannot ask you to dance.

Erin Morgenstern

#16. The man who says that he has no illusions has at least that one.

Joseph Conrad

#17. Sometimes that which seems ordinary is really most extraordinary of all.

M.P. Kozlowsky

#18. Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

Dov Davidoff

#19. Sometimes I regret going into that public toilet with your father.'
'Then practice safe sex, Mama!!'
'We were! There was a fight in the bar and we took cover in the public toilets!!

Jonathan Dunne

#20. Wall Street has too much wealth and political power.

Charlie Munger

#21. The trail of lime trees outside our building is still a public loo. ... where else are they supposed to go to the toilet in a city where public toilets are about as common as UFO sightings? (pp.281-82)

Sarah Turnbull