Quotes About Pretzels

#1. I asked Elsie how much food they needed from outside the community. 'Flour and sugar,' she said, and then thought a bit. 'Sometimes we'll buy pretzels as a splurge.'
It crossed my mind that the world's most efficient psychological evaluation would have just one question: Define splurge.

Barbara Kingsolver

#2. Yoga's nothing but young girls twistin' themselves into pretzels and prayin' to the devil.

Carey Corp

#3. Inherent to socialism is the absence of choice. If I want to choose my own pretzels or books or iphones, they prevent me - they fine me, or imprison me. And those systems, not infrequently have historically, have developed into systems where there are pogroms.

Rand Paul

#4. Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels ... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone.

Dana Gould

#5. Well say something, dammit, I'm choking on pretzels!

Russ Martin

#6. These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Jerry Seinfeld

#7. Always chew on your pretzels before you swallow.

George W. Bush

#8. My mother always said, 'When you're eating pretzels, chew before you swallow'. Always listen to your mother.

George W. Bush

#9. Eddie scowled into his bowl of pretzels. The other two guys passed gas in harmony.

Rick Riordan

#10. Only one girl has ever really wrapped my stomach into pretzels. She didn't give me butterflies. She gave me pterodactyls
I'm talking terrible internal bruising and the first time I kissed her was like the first time I saw fireworks, which was like the sky first kissing me in the eyeballs

George Watsky

#11. All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry.

Sara Paretsky

#12. Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it?

Garrison Keillor

#13. I'm not a dieter. I have the palate of a 7-year-old boy, although I'm working on it. I order off the kids' menu! I'm working hard to eat more fruit and veggies and round it all out, but I'm a big pretzels and Diet Coke kind of girl.

Allison Williams

#14. His popcorn exploded with truffle oil and shaved Parmesan, or chopped pretzels and chewy flecks of caramel. Today's batch smelled like curry and toasted almonds.

Lauren Kate

#15. I had to stand in front of my refrigerator, which was open, dipping pretzels in cream cheese and stuffing them in my mouth. If I did that, I was good. Otherwise I was nauseous.

Jennifer Connelly

#16. Crud. What was she supposed to do? Protect herself or the pretzels?

Stephanie Rowe

#17. But you can't just sit around the fireplace and sip Cokes and eat pretzels and get an attitude of confidence. You have to put in hard work.

Lee Haney

#18. And would you three like peanuts, pretzels, or Biscoff cookies with those?

Wally Lamb

#19. I have great expectations for our company; pretzels were just the beginning.

Nell Newman

#20. The church is not going to survive if they are going to tell people that they have to twist their minds into 1st century pretzels.

John Shelby Spong

#21. Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all.

Sarah Bird

#22. I've been into the habit of freezing white grapes and using them as a snack. Instead of eating peanuts or popcorn or something like that or pretzels, I just eat the white grapes.

Mike Ditka

#23. When I was young, I'd fight everyone who insisted I'd be an actress. I'd say, 'No way. I'm going to be a veterinarian. I'm going to work at Wetzel's Pretzels.'

Ireland Baldwin

#24. I put a bowl of peanuts in front of Henry, along with a tall Sprite, thought better of it, and replaced the peanuts with pretzels. Henry seemed like he might be the type of kid who would be horribly allergic to peanuts. That was just what I needed tonight.

Amy Harmon

#25. Algernon is a pleasant companion. At mealtimes, he takes his place at the small gateleg table. He likes pretzels, and today he took a sip of beer while we watched the ballgame on TV. I think he rooted for the Yankees.

Daniel Keyes

#26. I don't have the life of a famous person. But I do feel like I've been able to connect with a lot of people.

Ann Brashares

#27. The bell tolling not for us, it's time for bluebells.

Lara Biyuts

#28. One of the things I find very little of in America - and certainly not on Broadway - are plays with political attitudes.

Michael Lindsay-Hogg

#29. When the last history of high-frequency trading is written, Hunsader, like Joe Saluzzi and Sal Arnuk of Themis Trading, deserves a prominent place in it.

Michael Lewis

#30. The sin of abortion, or the destruction of unborn children - lies somewhere a close kin to the crime of destroying human life and certainly to be condemned.

Harold B. Lee

#31. Wish you were here, we can get lost in the forest together and eat bamboo rice.

Winna Efendi

#32. Do you want me to taste you, sweetheart?

Teresa Mummert

#33. Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag.

Bill Maher

#34. I was the all-American face.

Debra Winger

#35. If they had a pill that would fix every dysfunctional family in the world, don't you think they'd be selling it?"
"I don't think the world is ready for that kind of happiness.

Michael Thomas Ford

#36. There is never a day in any mans life when repentance is not essential to his well being in eternal progress.

Spencer W. Kimball

#37. The Duce will have Ethiopia, with or without the Ethiopians.

Rodolfo Graziani

#38. Perfect health means no weakness anywhere, that is no weakness should remain in the body, or in the mind, or in the relationship between the body and the mind.

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi