Quotes About Premature Ejaculation

#1. So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation. Yeah, does it look like I'm suffering? Those aren't tears on your belly.

Robert Schimmel

#2. Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!

Frankie Boyle

#3. Cade Winston, by drinking this shot, you hereby swear to do something out of character tonight. Should you fail, you'll be cused to a lifetime filled with premature ejaculation.'
'Seriously, man?'
He held up his hands and laughed, 'Hey, the alcohol gods giveth and they taketh away.

Cora Carmack

#4. Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation.

Tom Sims

#5. I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it on the phone the next morning. My first marriage ended because the main event was invariably over before my husband got his socks off.

Julie Burchill

#6. Say what you want, princess. You are a recipe for premature ejaculation, if I've ever seen one.

Rosanna Leo

#7. A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants."

Tommy Cooper

#8. They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!

Frankie Boyle

#9. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation ... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

Mel Brooks

#10. Since many men believe that adequate sexual functioning is being able to delay ejaculation, some develop strategies to prevent what they consider to be premature ejaculation-strategies that exaggerate emotional distancing, phallocentrism, the focus on orgasm, and objectification.

Michael S. Kimmel

#11. Outside of muttering his way through Sunday service, Aaron had not voiced a conscious prayer in more than ten years. He supposed it wouldn't help his chances in the hereafter if he returned to the fold with Saints preserve me from premature ejaculation. No matter how sincerely uttered.

Tessa Dare

#12. The impatient man of courage is like a premature ejaculation.

Elizaveta Mikhailichenko

#13. To those that are not accustomed to it the inner beauty appears as ugliness because humanity in general inclines to the outer and knows nothing of the inner.

Wassily Kandinsky

#14. An Ambassadore is a man of virtue sent to lie abroad for his country, a news writer is a man of no virtue who lies at home for himself.

Henry Wotton

#15. The most attractive sentences are not perhaps the wisest, but the surest and soundest.

Henry David Thoreau

#16. I'm the type of guy who fails and fails and fails, and then, as if failure has become sick of him, succeeds.

Bruce Jenner

#17. I've been chased, shot, cut, beaten, and dragged a hundred leagues in the blink of an eye. I need a drink.

Jessica Khoury

#18. Women's groups follow a double standard: When women lag behind men, that is an injustice that must be aggressively targeted. But when men are lagging behind women, that is a triumph of equity to be celebrated.

Helen Smith

#19. When I was a kid, Toronto streets were deserted and quiet on Sundays, except for the sound of church bells I stood on the sidewalk one December listening to the Christmas bells - I've never forgotten that moment ...

John Geddes

#20. Great. Not only do I have an angry spirit guide, but an angry spirit guide with a vindictive streak and an unnatural knowledge of show tunes. Better and better already.

Stacey Kade

#21. It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and, as a consequence, suffer from premature laugh-ejaculation.

Nick Hornby

#22. Somehow whatever I play ends up being sleazy.

Paul Giamatti

#23. Being right wasn't nearly as important as doing right ...

Ridley Pearson

#24. Our actions in the Middle East over the last 15 years have already guaranteed radical Muslims quite enough ammunition to kill Americans for the next century, even if Guantanamo did not exist.

Nick Clooney

#25. In an Empire where rats ruled, he was the king of the rats.

Agatha Christie

#26. There is no one magic move or secret that creates victory, but lots of little items that when added together can make you victorious.

Bill Toomey

#27. I believe my father has and always will be the strongest influence in my life, as he has guided me on many paths.

Apolo Ohno