Premature Ejaculation Funny Quotes

#1. Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!

Frankie Boyle

#2. I've had all the monstrosity I want.

Saul Bellow

#3. Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.

Aisha Tyler

#4. Obviously I'm very disappointed. I trained very hard this summer and felt in a good shape to play the U.S. Open.

Kim Clijsters

#5. War can become an addiction for its victims because it provides them meaning at the same time that it strips them of decency.

Fariba Nawa

#6. Love was to blame for this. Because when love ends, the cold is what you're left with.
It was all I needed to feel.

David Levithan

#7. They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!

Frankie Boyle

#8. A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants."

Tommy Cooper

#9. Virtue is always too much of a piece and too ignorant of those shades of feeling and of temperament that enable us to squint when we are placed in a false position.

Honore De Balzac

#10. It's not macho to read? Nonsense. Reading is a stouthearted activity, disporting courage, keenness, stick-to-itness. It is also, in my experience, one of the most thrilling and enduring delights of life, equal to a home run, a slamdunk, or breaking the four-minute mile.

Irving Stone

#11. I think people were expecting me to be that kind of glamorous sexpot. So they were always, Wow you're not what I expected.

Mariska Hargitay

#12. Every satisfaction he attains lays the seeds of some new desire, so that there is no end to the wishes of each individual will.

Arthur Schopenhauer